Hey kids, it's your old pal Darkest Timeline Zach Morris. I'm in charge of this here open thread, so let's talk about the NB Freaking A.
A month ago, I would have said I would watch any sport. I've watched Ultimate Tag, The Floor Is Lava, and every season of Wipeout
I hate this organization.
There, I said it. Now you know exactly what kind of preview you’re getting for this team.
The Rams come into the 2019-2020 season on a massive Super Bowl hangover, having been handled easily by the hated New England Patriots in the Super Bowl. Since teams very rarely
Good evening my hilarious Door Flies Open family. I've been tapped to create an Open Thread for tonight's festivities, to of course give our army of brigands a place to let loose and make their assorted dick jokes and gif drops.
In what I'm going to watch news, I am 3
Hello to my favorite gosh-darned people on the internet from your old pal, Internet Dad. I'm wandering in tonight as a last minute replacement for our usual bunch of slapdicks, so let's really let loose. It's weekend custody Dad tonight, so get ready to eat a cold can of chili
Let’s start with the good stuff.
Patrick Mahomes is an absolute monster. There may not be a more entertaining PASSER in the NFL. His amazing frog croaks, ridiculous throws and insane improvisations have been the highlights of the league. Nobody plays with the swagger this kid is dropping every week. He
OK, I get it. The old Snickers joke has been done to death, but it still makes me laugh, so fuck you.
Anyway, we are here today to talk about the Chiefs, a terrible franchise. Here’s the deal with the Chiefs. They have seen players commit suicide in the parking lot
OK, I lied. There's no tale of wonder and/or magic here. It's a random-assed Wednesday in August. The most exciting thing in sports tonight is...ummmm... the Women's World Cup? Holy Hell, how did I end up volunteering for this?
Anyhoo, let's talk about something vaguely football related today.
I saw where The
Hey kids, it's Internet Dad. I'm taking a break from dick jokes to talk about something near and dear to my heart, charity. I give to a bunch of causes throughout the year, and don't want to bore you guys, but I have a friend who is doing something really
Hey guys, nice to see all of you random drunks and weirdos again. It's your old pal, Internet Dad, the original boss around these parts. How the hell are ya?
Anyway, niceties are out of the way, lets talk about some STUFF.
I'd like to talk about announcers today.
So, many of you
So, I went to see IT last weekend and I have thoughts. There will be some SPOILERS.
I haven’t wanted to write this until I had come to grips with my feelings on the movie. There’s…something of a history here. I read IT as one of my first adult books. At
Hey kids, an old pal of Internet Dad's is running a bracket challenge at www.thehomeloanexpert.com - it's free to enter and you can win $10 grand in prizes. There's also a charitable donation page there if you're looking for a good write-off. He's a good dude and his company does