San Francisco 49ers Preview: Chimera-thon

The San Francisco 49ers, my team, my boys, feels now more like watching tape from one side of a 2014 Pro Bowl game.  I am a realist and I know that growing a team from the ground up takes time and cultivation that is akin to franchise suicide, but this

49ers Bye Week: So Uninspiring You Probably Didn’t Notice We Weren’t Playing

What the fuck do I even say?  What even is there?  It’s not as if our team has just been beleaguered by injuries (*hands Beastmode a tissue for his tears) or some other catastrophic accident, our lackluster season has been the culmination of systemic and repetitive organizational ambivalence and ineptitude. 

Welcome to UEFA Euros: The Poland Preview

UEFA European Championship—The 30-second Summary The Euros will be hosted this year in France for the fifteenth UEFA European Championship from 10 June through 10 July 2016.  Spain is the current champion, winning their third title in 2012, tying with Germany for the most held and winning back-to-back titles at that. 

This is How You Make MVP Unanimously

Perhaps I am just looking for a shiny ring to rest my Bay Area hat on since the Sharks loss to the Preds last night tempers my enthusiasm, it sure as hell isn't the dumpster fire of the Niners, and we'll have to see how the Giants fair in the

Your “Move on, Monday” Open Thread

Look, Monday, you’ve been great and we’ve shared some “alright” maybe even “fun” times together but I think it might be time for us to look into seeing other days.  You’re a super cool day but I think it is time for us to move on. Beerguyrob, our regular open thread

NFL New Year’s Resolutions

As the year comes to a close DFO took some time to have some introspective thoughts from around the NFL to consider what sorts of New Year’s resolutions one would be able to hear if they were merely a fly on the wall of corporate offices, locker rooms, showers, and

The Factory of Sadness: The Only Industry in Cleveland

Welp. It’s the Browns. And aside from some weird childhood nostalgia or misguided sympathies, few of you reading this will be deeply attached to my analysis (really it would have just been rude to have previewed the other 30 teams—obviously I am not counting this alleged Texans that I hear