There is a running gag at Door Flies Open that the Houston Texans are a fictional NFL team, so nondescript and devoid of character that they recede into the background and are rendered invisible. Well, Texans coach and GM Bill O'Brien must be a fan of DFO, because he seems to
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Viral Load: The 2020 Philadelphia Eagles Preview
Like all NFL teams, the 2020 Philadelphia Eagles face unique challenges this season due to COVID-19. We at DFO reached out once again to guest kommentator the Coronavirus for his thoughts on the Eagles and the upcoming season. Roni, welcome back! Our readers really enjoyed your interview with Ahmad Rashad and
Boots On The Ground: Actual Live Sports!
Ever since the Coronavirus unleashed its plan to colonize our bodies with weapons-grade cooties, the world had been denied the joys of attending live sporting events. Contrarianism, a lack of respect for expertise, and an absence of basic empathy have concocted a heady brew that continues to make attending sports
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DFO’s Ahmad Rashad Sits Down With The Coronavirus
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A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Insults To Shout At G/O Media Types On The Street
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So It’s Come To This: The 2019 Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview
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