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EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: The Raiders Family [sic] is filmed in front of a live studious [sic] audience. CUT TO – INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY The music of the My Chemical Romance album "The Black Parade" blares throughout the house.  KOLTON MILLER sits

A Bottle of Luck

INT. DIVE BAR, DECEMBER 1971 - NIGHT A crowd of middle-aged men sit on stools in front of a long mahogany bar.  A bartender stands placidly, occasionally moving to refill an empty mug from a series of taps featuring familiar American macrobrews.  Behind the bar, a single television broadcasts Monday Night

Welcome Deadspin Refugees!

Greetings!  Much like finding your way to the mythical Ultima in the Choose Your Own Adventure book "Inside UFO 54-40", you don't necessarily remember how you ended up here at doorfliesopen [DFO], but somehow you did.  We're glad you're here!  Like many of the new folks, many of us were also

The Losers’ Investment Club: Transportation

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY Several NFL personalities are sitting in chairs around a conference table.  BILL O'BRIEN is staring at a laptop, swearing repeatedly.  JOSH ROSEN, KATIE NOLAN and HUE JACKSON are gazing listlessly at the cellphones. --- [door flies open] --- COLIN COWHERD: Hi guys.  Sorry I'm late, there was...hang on

Your 2019 Rugby World Cup Preview

[Editor's Note: With Andy Reid sorting out a thorny issue with U.S. Customs agents at the Canadian border, The Losers' Investment Club will be on hiatus this week and presumably will return next week when $ARA is hopefully out of the toilet.  At least it's not ROKU, I guess.]   Greetings!  Welcome