INTERIOR - SOFI STADIUM LOCKER ROOM, LOS ANGELES, CA - SUNDAY AFTERNOON
[LOCKER ROOM DOOR FLIES OPEN]
DR. DAVID CHAO: [Visibly stumbling] HI [hic] EVERYSSBODYSSS!
[The locker room is empty and offers no response]
DR. DAVID CHAO: Oh, a little [hic] alonesh time for the [hic] Doctor and hsssh patient! [Pulls out flask and
INTERIOR – NONDESCRIPT DOMICILE, CARSON, CA – EVENING
[A MAN sits alone on a couch in his living room, completely fixated on the TV in front of him, despite the fact that nothing particularly interesting is on it. His gaze is so intent, that he hardly blinks and certainly doesn't hear
Ladies and germs, I know I won't be the first to, but please allow me to wish you a very happy and hopefully safe 4th of July! I am your Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, and I want to apologize to the Commentists at large for my general lack
INT. HOME OFFICE/STUDIO – DAY
[An extremely pale yet handsome man sits at his home desk in his underwear, typing on his keyboard, adjusting some knobs to his left and talking into his microphone]
LOW COMMANDER: Look, all I'm saying is that it's quarantine. What else does he possibly have to be
This is a bit of a departure from your usual DFO Hate Week musings, as I wanted to bring you a brief interlude of something good. There are few things better than local independent craft beer, at least, in my mind, and the day before the Conference Championship series, I
I feel like I say this every week I'm guest hosting Quoteables, but holy shit are you guys good at this. Between the clever quick hits, the truly deplorable and whatever thing BFC said this time that also went over my head, it's enough to make one want to quit
Welcome to week 7's Quotables. There was actually some football consumed this weekend by yours truly, and it wasn't just the JV Disciples of BOLTMAN reaching 6-1. I willing went to a bar for Roommate Commander's birthday request of watching the games with a large group of her friends. What
Welcome to Friday everyone! You did it! I did it! WE did it! And what a week it has been.
I was lucky enough to go and see Clutch on Wednesday night play at Petco Park. I had never seen a show there and I was pleasantly surprised by the ease
Greetings glorious Commentists. This is your Low Commander of the Super Soldiers filling in for the usual GIF miner, Blax, who I can only assume is off digging shallow graves somewhere off the I-15, only to continually find pre-existing more shallow graves. I assure you those are not covered by
INTERIOR - CHARGERS WAR ROOM, MIRA MAR, CA - MIDDAY
MAJ. TOM TELESCO: [Walking in] Good morning Tony.
COMM. ANTHONY LYNN: Morning Tom.
RADIO: Ghost Audience, we have an unknown aircraft entering our airspace. Vector 405 for bogey.
TELESCO: Who's up there?
LYNN: Rivers, Gordon, Bosa and Allen.
EXTERIOR - THE SKIES ABOVE SAN DIEGO COUNTY
CAPT. RIVERS: YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODDDDDYYYYYY
It might be Sunday night, which signals for the return of the grind early tomorrow, but instead of dwelling on that, I'd rather look back on my week and enjoy the many successes that I manged in that time.
Work is work no matter what, but sometimes it can be downright