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Your July 26 Lesser Footy Open Thread: It’s Decision Day!
Your July 22nd Lesser Footy Open Thread: Getting over the hump
Hello Sports fans and Work Procrastinators! Happy hump day! To celebrate the midweek's most sexiest day, we have a triple header-- with the two most important matches of the week happening-- and one really important match going on in the Championship. Match 1: The "Please Don't Choke Please Don't Choke Please Don't
Your July 21st Lesser Footy Open Thread: Avoiding Relegation
Hello sports fans, gamblers and procrastinators! As you can see from the featured image, longtime sponsor of the Scousers, Carlsberg, have created a commemorative beer can to celebrate Liverpool's first EPL title in decades. I personally like that Carlsberg added the asterisk on the beer can because we all know LiVARpool
Your Matchday 37 Lesser Footy Open thread: The Penultimate match
Hello Sports fans! We've got a lesser footy double header on the menu today. But first, a quick thought about yesterday's Manchester United/ Chelski match. All week, leading up to yesterday's game, many rival fans of United have been pissing and moaning about United getting the VAR decisions and penalty kicks. I've
Your Thursday Lesser Footy Open thread: Get back to work!
Your Monday Afternoon Matchday 35 Lesser Footy Open Thread: Change is in the Air
Hello sports fans, degenerate gamblers and people who want to procrastinate! Today's 3PM EST game is the lesser footy match of the week. We've got Satan's favoUrite team, the Manchester United Red Devils, taking on Daniel Craig's favoUrite team, the Southhampton Saints. Before I break this game down, I'd like to pull