Senor Weaselo is a freelance musician living in New York City. As you would expect, this means he has had some stories and adventures in his time. These are not all of those stories, and definitely not the more specific ones, due to at least a veil of anonymity and
Nothing matters tonight other than watching cool doggies doing their thing and, hopefully, pooping on the carpet.
All your details are here:
TV coverage is on Fox Sports.
For all of you that don't know, Ryan Reynolds, my personal spirit guide, has decided to sponsor The Show through his gin:
Now get to
Senor Weaselo is a freelance musician living in New York City. As you would expect, this means he has some stories and adventures. This new column will be a collection of those stories, and other also ramblings that go on in his mind, because he tangents with the best of
We just recently finished the semifinals and are eagerly awaiting the final and I don't think everyone is happy.
This is where I usually come in. Let's just say the Balls-Signal went out.
As usual, I will come in and either fix things or make them worse with everyone complaining about
Some of you may have heard about the latest controversy surrounding the Miss Universe pageant and pageants in general. To be fair, the whole concept of a beauty pageant is, in my opinion, akin to the concept of a college football national champion being crowned by secret votes and
"If you need to dress up as a nurse to get laid that’s on you, not me!"
“It’s all your fault, dickhead!”
"You cock slapping shit-for-brains!"
"You fat American moron!"
"With regards to nudity: no!"
"I thought you were in Hell!”
"I guess we’ll find out which one of us has got more luck in
Reader: In order to comply with the bylaws of the Door Flies Open Act of 2015, we are duly sworn to publish annual season previews for each of the NFL’s 32 franchises, without exception. It is thus our obligation to satisfy the requirement and present this preview of the 2019 Jacksonville
One of the very few rules we set up around here when DFO was created was that we would try to not copy or rehash posts that KSK made famous. For the most part, we've been pretty successful in forging our own path.
Heck, even former KSKers are copying
So, I've decided to institute a new series for the new year. Coming hot
On the heels
of the fabulously successful Miss BumBum
pageant poll, I've decided to mine the collective minds of the Commentist Party in search of the definitive answer to the vexing questions of our time.
Sometime in the middle of last week it was starting to look like I would be working Christmas Eve - I still did - and would be alone on Christmas Day. Eldest right is going to visit youngest right along with all my little uns on Christmas Eve and Christmas
So, your friendly neighborhood Balls was enjoying his Labour Day weekend of not doing jack shit when he decided to not only start talking in the third person, but he also discovered some horrifying news.
Sit yourselves down for this one:
Apparently, the Miss Bumbum pageant in Brazil will end after this
A deadly, destructive beam
Being an international disgrace
A good sized vessel to marinate your meat in
Upper class twits
Silly DC Russians
Notoriously poor bookkeepers
Cookies in your gravy
The collapse of the NFL
More badass and German
Dick measuring contests
Repeat past mistakes
A coup so to speak
Just because Vegas
Cybernetic right hand
Gender & religious discrimination
Genial shark-toothed smiles