The problem with following Senor's post about the Jets is that he used all the good words & euphemisms for "bad". But what about other teams that suck?
The Atlanta Falcons surely qualify for such words, as they were in a Super Bowl as recently as... oh fuck it, here's the
The minimum word count's still broke, so let's do this: Let's put 5 minutes on the clock and see what I can type out. Ready? Go.
The New York Jets are BAD. Forget winless bad, a lot of teams can do that. I'm talking great works of badness in history. I'm
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Crazy Jane: I forgot that I agreed to speak with you fuck wads. Alright, lets get
Lot of eyes on my previous and current home states of Arizona and Nevada. As a conservative, it's really despicable seeing what the Republican Party is today. Say what you will of the party and their elites policies and actions, seeing men and women who claim to have my values
As recipients of the final NFL bye week, it's time to put the current season of the Minnesota Vikings into perspective.
In all honesty 8-3 surpasses expectations eleven games in.
Let's take some time to harken back to my team season preview.
"This team can go anywhere from 6-10 to Superb Owl
I did know I was slated to author the Arizona Cardinals (sometimes referred to in #HIPPO as the Qardinals, a fun -- if gimmicky -- alternate spelling that gives a tip of the red made-in-China MAGA cap to the states far-right leaning populous but is probably also the way many
Hey there. Did you read the 2019 Green Bay Packers preview on this site? What a load of shit! Whoever wrote that must be an IDIOT. Let's take a look, shall we?
[W]ith a new offense, everything might take longer to come together than all the pundits suggest.
The Packers are near
This year, as every year, began with the stilted bleatings of “experts” and “pundits” and their ilk trumpeting doomsday calls for the woeful and inadequate Seahawks draft, team, and season.
Yet again our common dullards, simple waterheads, and stunted dunces were pitifully mistaken. Their childlike lack of foresight overshadowed only by
Good day, loyal DFOers! Litre_Cola, Gratliff and WhyEaglesWhy here with the Eagles at the bye post. We all know what happened to Deadspin and this is a sports site, so before we get censored by our Puerto Rican overlords - we will stick to sports.
Have you seen the paper towel
Believe it or not, it was only 10 weeks ago that we all came together to preview the Jaguars’ 2019 season. Were we ever so young?
This writer predicted a 6-10 season for the Jaguars, who at the bye sit at 4-5 and tied for last place in the AFC South.
When your team is kinda (ok, close to very) shitty, it's always nice to get a home win right before the bye. You don't have to fume for two weeks, and can squint and sort of see a plan coming together.
Plus, you know. I don't want a horse's head in
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