2019 Quotables – Conference Round (Results)

blaxabbath - January 24, 2020January 24, 2020

My birthday is Sunday so I'm trying to get out of here early today. And that means getting this non-work related obligation out of the way as well. So, with submissions here -- below are your conference round Quotables results.

2019 Quotables – Conference Round (Submissions)

blaxabbath - January 21, 2020January 20, 2020

Good weekend? Good weekends. So I'm trying to get some other work done here and am just going to jump right to your Quotables Conference Round submissions.

2019 Quotables – Divisional Round (Results)

blaxabbath - January 17, 2020January 17, 2020

Ok, big football weekend coming at ya! Hope you got all the rust knocked off because this week will be the last football you got before The Big Game festivities (featuring the Pro Bowl, which is so watered down anymore that I expect to see Cam starting against Andrew Luck

2019 Quotables – Divisional Round (Submissions)

blaxabbath - January 14, 2020January 14, 2020

So I made it back from Colorado just in time to assemble this weeks Quotables. I didn't catch any of the games myself so didn't know where to look for highlights -- and it shows! As for you Front Rangers, I don't know how anyone lives in such cold. That

2019 Quotables – Wild Card Weekend (Results)

blaxabbath - January 10, 2020January 10, 2020

Only 38 submissions? Damn, either I didn't show up (like the New England offense last week) or y'all didn't bring anything (like the New England offense last week). But that doesn't really matter. I got a half day today so I can catch a flight to Denver this afternoon. Blaxito

2019 Quotables – Wild Card Weekend (Submissions)

blaxabbath - January 8, 2020January 8, 2020

Wild Card Weekend, eh? Got some overtime, got some injuries, got some low-scoring NFL action. Yessir, the postseason is in full swing. And for you all, Quotables. Please see your Wild Card Weekend submissions below.

2019 Quotables – Week 17 (Results)

blaxabbath - January 3, 2020January 3, 2020

Happy New Years to all (except our Chinese readers....we don't aim here at [DFO] to be exclusionary...). Submissions are here and below please find your Week 17 Quotables results.

2019 Quotables – Week 17 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 31, 2019December 30, 2019

This is it, folks. The end of the regular season. And for most of your teams, Quotables is the last place you'll get to see "highlights" of your favorite team, outside of the Sports Illustrated team videos that come with your subscriptions [I assume, anyways]. As for me, if you haven't

2019 Quotables – Week 15 (Results)

blaxabbath - December 20, 2019December 20, 2019

Friday before Christmas time off (well, I need to run in on Monday to help deliver Adopt A Family stuff but that's fine because, overall, I'm a bad person so I could use the points) and I'm just here to get my work knocked out so I can begin shopping

Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag #17

BrettFavresColonoscopy - December 18, 2019December 18, 2019

The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. We're getting closer and closer to the inevitable Chiefs-Patriots AFC Championship matchup--AND spending

2019 Quotables – Week 15 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - December 18, 2019December 18, 2019

I wrote a lot yesterday so I'm shucking off word count requirements today. Plus I gave you a ninth bonus Quotable entry for Week 15 here. Do good.

2019 Quotables – Week 14 (Delayed Results)

blaxabbath - December 16, 2019December 15, 2019

I didn't do results on Friday because I unfortunately spent that morning putting down one of my dogs and enjoying the post-euthanasian day. So, if you're here for just Quotables Week 14 delayed results, feel free to jump to below (submissions here). Else, I'd like to share a brief story about