2020 Quotables – Week 11 (Results)

¡Hola! This is Don T, long time Quotables lurker, first time Winners poster. Enough formalities: This “lurking” thing… I don’t like it. In this suffocating hellscape we call Real Life, a “lurker” is somewhere in the Voyeur to Psycho spectrum. The stalker vibe clings to a lurker like incompetent quarterbacking to

There’s Got To Be A Pony In There Somewhere

Bless yeahright's heart, for amidst all the literal chaos, death, destruction, and despair of 2020, he suggested we all gather 'round the DFO clubhouse fire and share what we're still thankful for this year. It reminds me of the story of the family that moves to a new house, and while

2020 Quotables – Week 10 (Results)

Greetings!  It's Rikki-Tikki-Deadly here.  I'm truly honored to serve as the guest host for this week's edition of Quotables.  You're probably wondering "hey, where's Rikki been? He's got like nine different unresolved story arcs kicking around.  Did those kids from the Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity ever even make it

2020 Quotables – Week 9 (Results)

This weeks results intro is c/o Sharkbait. What is this? Back to back Sharkbait posts? That is correct! I have the honor, nay the privilege of bringing you this week's quotables results. Thanks to Blax for asking me to contribute. I thoroughly enjoy this recurring post. It showcases how creative, hilarious, (and

2020 Quotables – Week 8 (Results) & Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update

Lot of eyes on my previous and current home states of Arizona and Nevada. As a conservative, it's really despicable seeing what the Republican Party is today. Say what you will of the party and their elites policies and actions, seeing men and women who claim to have my values

2020 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)

It's-a-me, your favorite infrequent DFO contributor and self-loathing Eagles fan, WhyEaglesWhy! Thanks to blaxabbath for asking me to participate, and I hope someday he'll tell me what his username means.* The astute reader will note that several of blaxabbath's placeholder Quotables this week followed a theme. Namely, that yet again, a