Thanksgiving Quotables. Kind of like The Masters, it's a thing that happens every year. But look, I wanted to use today's above-the-gifs space to talk about Las Vegas. As you may be aware, my internet persona relocated to Sin City last year and, you know, it's a unique city in
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2020 Quotables – Week 11 (Results)
¡Hola! This is Don T, long time Quotables lurker, first time Winners poster. Enough formalities: This “lurking” thing… I don’t like it. In this suffocating hellscape we call Real Life, a “lurker” is somewhere in the Voyeur to Psycho spectrum. The stalker vibe clings to a lurker like incompetent quarterbacking to
There’s Got To Be A Pony In There Somewhere
2020 Quotables – Week 11 (Submissions)
2020 Quotables – Week 10 (Results)
Greetings! It's Rikki-Tikki-Deadly here. I'm truly honored to serve as the guest host for this week's edition of Quotables. You're probably wondering "hey, where's Rikki been? He's got like nine different unresolved story arcs kicking around. Did those kids from the Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity ever even make it
2020 Quotables – Week 10 (Submissions)
2020 Quotables – Week 9 (Results)
This weeks results intro is c/o Sharkbait. What is this? Back to back Sharkbait posts? That is correct! I have the honor, nay the privilege of bringing you this week's quotables results. Thanks to Blax for asking me to contribute. I thoroughly enjoy this recurring post. It showcases how creative, hilarious, (and
2020 Quotables – Week 9 (Submissions)
2020 Quotables – Week 8 (Results) & Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update
2020 Quotables – Week 8 (Submissions)
2020 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)
It's-a-me, your favorite infrequent DFO contributor and self-loathing Eagles fan, WhyEaglesWhy! Thanks to blaxabbath for asking me to participate, and I hope someday he'll tell me what his username means.* The astute reader will note that several of blaxabbath's placeholder Quotables this week followed a theme. Namely, that yet again, a