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blaxabbath - October 15, 2021October 15, 2021

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Look, I'm tired but I'm also much too proud to ask anyone to cover for me here. Why? Because, like ol' Double-J, I'd rather put up a pile of garbage molded by [holds up two ashy appendages] THESE HANDS! [lowers aforementioned appendages] than go all...well....all...look, John Gruden knows what I'm

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blaxabbath - October 12, 2021October 12, 2021

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These NFL coaches eh? I mean, maybe it's just that the NFLPA has gotten better about deflecting press coverage from their litany of arrests, women-smacking, and drug use. Of course, we're talking like 1,700 rostered players vs 32 head coaches. Anyone care to ask the black players in the league

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blaxabbath - October 8, 2021October 8, 2021

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I'm sitting in a HYBRID (yes, the future is an amazing place!) industry trade meeting this morning and we're going over the organization's budget for the coming years. One note that I saw on a slide was that our food budget for an Indianapolis event is greater than for a

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blaxabbath - October 5, 2021October 5, 2021

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Alright we're only going to do this one time. And we're only even doing that because I'm trying to get some of those #budlightlimeritalightupforwhateverwazzzupfrogs ad bucks floating this way. Sure Hippo Thoughts brings the readers but does that work cover the PILLZBILLZ? Very much no, as one may surmise. And

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blaxabbath - October 1, 2021October 1, 2021

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Happy Friday, all, and welcome to another results edition of Quotables. Once again we find Mr Sebastian Blax is short on chit chat and struggling to meet archaic word count requirements imposed by the fascist [DFO] regime. But this week, I've got a plan! Well, the [DFO] equivalent of a clear

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blaxabbath - September 29, 2021September 28, 2021

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Welcome to Week 3 Quotables. What a time to be alive, huh? Dallas has taken it's place as the rightful leader of the cream of the ratings crop NFC East while blaxabbath's somewhere comment about Ron Rivera sure knowing how to build a defense makes me look ignorant as hell

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blaxabbath - September 24, 2021September 23, 2021

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Not bad but not too good either. Are we talking about: (1) Carolina Panthers Football Club on Thursday Night Football; (2) Deshaun Watson's legal outlook; (3) Your Week 2 Quotables submissions? WIth over 1/9th of the regular season behind us (also know as "The Entire Season" to Urban Meyer), it will soon be time to

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blaxabbath - September 24, 2021September 28, 2021

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Welcome all to some Week 2 Quotables. We're posting on Wednesday so you've all got a Color Rush-free short week. You can complain about it all you want but the [DFO] owners are always looking to spread around #content because they want this site to be a 7-days-a-week bookmark. Just

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blaxabbath - September 17, 2021September 17, 2021

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Since the posting of this weeks Quotables submissions, it was announced that comedian Norm MacDonald passed way. I'm a Norm fan. He's my favorite comedian and, to say little else, I'm saddened to know there will be no new #content from him. I'm glad I got to see him live

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blaxabbath - September 14, 2021September 14, 2021

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Welcome to Week 1 of another season of [DFO]'s Quotables. For those of you who are new to this #interactivecontent, it's easy. Submissions are provided below each week. Add your tag in the comments (either copy-paste the associated image or just make it otherwise clear what you're being funny/witty/depressing/etc about)