Despite my recent absence from the site, life goes on.
And one of the things that was on my agenda despite all the horribleness was having tickets to the Valentine's Day taping of "Friday Night Smackdown". The date itself wasn't a problem for WineWife. She hates Valentine's Day, and any attempt
Banner Image Via ME Motherfuckers!
Good evening everyone. That beautiful goddamn banner photo was taken by your humble narrator personally last November 30th for the very last concert EVER! from Slayer. Brother DJ Taj and I are both thrash metal maniacs and for me this was the 4th time I've seen
Before I begin the tearing open of this newly made wound, let me say a few things.
1. I thought this game would be tough, I didn't see the Titans fucking winning.
2. I though our loss to the Colts in a divisional game was tough. No fucking way.
3. SHIT FUCK DAMN
(This has been ready for a while, but I saved it for a slow #content day, because why step on others' good writing.)
It’s no secret I enjoy attending sporting events. After all - I sell beer at baseball games. At least five times per year I drive down to Seattle
(I realize this is terribly late, but I promised myself I would post this before I wrote about my recent trip.)
As one of DFO's regular vagabonds, I write about some of my personal adventures. I like to think that it helps people think about planning their own vacations around what
One of the ongoing features that we here at [DFO] will periodically share is our "Boots On The Ground" series. When one of our gifted and talented and no doubt drunk writers journeys to places of note, we like to regale the readers here with photos, tales and remembrances of
Awesome Photoshop courtesy of Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
Ah, the NFL offseason, always filled with optimism, Dan Snyderschadenfraude, and this year, a veritable Who's That? of placekickers taking a ride on the Chicago Bears carousel. Do you remember how last season ended?
I wonder if anyone in Chicago has? Let's take a
Greetings, and happy belated 4th of July to our American friends, and happy Friday to the Canadians among us. This week I'm reporting in from Brighton, England. Mrs. Sharkbait and I decided to go off on a last vacation before we start preparing for baby shark (Stop). We chose this
There's this guy named James Holzhauer who has recently dominated one of the most beloved shows ever to appear on America's airwaves. (To clarify, for once I am not referring to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.) He's won over a million dollars in just a few weeks and now holds
It's been a little while since we've had an update on the construction of the new gargantuan undertaking that will eventually become the stadium for the L.A. Rams. It will also allow the Chargers to sleep in the basement provided it uses only the back door to enter and exit
If you can't stand the heat, shut the fuck up
When I was 23 years old, I'd moved to Florida with vague ambitions. The 2004 vote was coming up, and I'd doubtlessly join the cause to help the Democrats take back the election. But mostly, I was just going to blow
"OH BOY THE GRAMMYS!" said no one, ever.
The disappointment of the Grammys brings to my mind the summer of 2017.
Now, WineWife LOVES Adele. Has all the albums; bought the CDs first day. I'm not a total idiot, so when they announce Adele is going to be performing at Wembley Stadium for