Hello Sports fans and people who rather watch lesser footy than work!
We have 4 games on the menu today. Unfortunately, three of them are on at the same time. This is about the only time a three way isn't good. If the EPL was smart, this could have been a
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In honour of the passing of Ennio Morricone, I present to you a triptych of emotions: (press play)
Patrick Mahomes is as happy as a guy worth nearly a half-billion dollars could be.
"I'm just glad I get to continue building this legacy in Kansas City," Mahomes
Hello Lesser Footy fans!
Welcome to the start of Match day 34 in the EPL.
We have 3 games on today's menu and all are extremely important.
Match 1A: The Relegation Bowl (1PM EST)
This is a match between two teams that have a combined 1 tie and 9 losses over their last 10.
The big news is Patrick Mahomes agreeing to a 10-year, $450 million extension with the Chiefs.
It's a total of $477.6 million over the next 12 seasons.
The injury guarantee is $140 million.
Mike Trout had previously held the record for the largest professional contract when he signed
Eventual Balls Thoughts today turns 21! While that's usually a momentous occasion in a young post's life, the truth is that Eventual Balls Thoughts has been drinking for years. This reminds me of Young Balls and how early he got started with the drinking.
Balls' parents were very good
Good evening from your hat, hope you are all safe, sound and are drunk again as Sunday hangovers are the worst.
When our dear internet uncle TWBS passed away, he and I were working on a fiction thing. We got a bit into it and then he left us, making us
Since tomorrow is July 4th, today was a holiday for me. That meant no work and the start of a nice long weekend.
Usually people would be barbecuing and getting together to watch fireworks shows. Even in the age of COVID 19, I'm sure a lot of people are still
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The PRODUCER lies on his side on the couch, snoring heavily. He is hugging to his chest a large jar that is half-full of a clear(ish) liquid. The distillation apparatus he has built has clearly been deemed as "operational".
DJ 3000: [throws a blanket over him] YOU
Happy long weekend everyone. With today being an observed holiday, I hope that the majority of you are ready to start day drinking. As they say: "You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning!" Given that we're in the middle of summer, and I have plenty of
Good evening, all! Your normal evening thread host, Beerguyrob, is off somewhere in British Columbia celebrating the end of the school year. That means you get me today and tomorrow.
I did check with the authorities and they told me in very clear terms that I could not
This magnificent piece of brilliance:
Thanks to Senor Weaselo's posts, I am ALL IN on Marble Racing. My chosen team, Balls of Chaos, seem to be the St. Kilda Saints of the marble world. Those of you familiar with the AFL know exactly what I'm talking about.
Let me first