Hatingly hating the hater hater’s hate: A Tuesday Open thread

Apologies for the lateness of this thread, some idiot decided to drive into some other people's cars on the highway.  While they did generate many negative feelings among the thousands of people stuck in the resulting traffic, which is totally on-brand for Hate Week, it did delay this post. While I

Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

Nothing like a good dose of corporate sleaze to remind us all what's important in this life. After some basketball star (et al) dies, Planters pulls an ad featuring the death of Mr. Peanut. Notably, it included neither a helicopter crash nor Kobe Bryant. But in the interest of all of

Your “I Don’t Give A Crap” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Earlier today, King Hippo  posted something called Nihilism Weekend, 2020 Edition.  Perhaps he is better versed in the English language than myself, considering what I titled THIS piece.  Them law talking dudes can be tricky sometimes. But regardless of my lack of couth, we all had some fun earlier today on

Your “Was I Snoring Too Loud?” Friday Evening Open Thread

This week's theme is a suggestion by some person who may or may not be known by the moniker of Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. You can't prove anything!!!!!!! Frankly, when the suggestion was made, I was ashamed of myself that I hadn't already thought of it myself.  Honestly. IMHO there are very few things that are

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The War of the Oaken Bucket

Hey Jim. I need some advice. Since this seems to happen to you all the time, I figured you'd be the ideal person to ask. What can I do for you, brother? Well, Jim, I wanted to ask - what's your approach for dealing with getting your ass handed to you on

Your “Mess With The Bull, You Get The Horns” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets: The NFL will be experimenting with new rules at the Pro Bowl: Kickoffs after field goals or converts. A modified CFL rule, whereby the kicking team can then Give the opposing team the ball back on that team's 25-yard line to start their series; or An 'onside kick'

Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

What follows is a curling scoreboard. Not one of those fancy ones you see at your your Scotties and your Briers and various Grand Slam events. No, this is a plain old standard local curling club scoreboard. Unfortunately, they can no longer have the MacDonald Tobacco logo which graced so

Your Methadone Monday Evening Open thread

(I've used this type of headline before. I regret nothing.) It's both MLK Day & post-Conference Championship Monday, so anyone who can isn't working. NFL Notes: Tom Brady is stirring the pot to see what the Patriots will do. The final two years of Brady's contract will automatically void on the first

Primer Sexy Sábado de Fútbol de 2020

Hoy tenemos muchas noticias de las ligas de los países donde se habla español. Por eso, vamos a empezar hablando en este bello lenguaje. Y vamos a empezar en España, donde el líder de la competencia ha cambiado de técnico. ¿Qué? / pone el dedo en el oído Fiiiiine! Y'all should really learn a second