Your “Cast The First Stone” Sunday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 16, 2020February 16, 2020

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Jeebus you little psychos, it's only a turn of phrase. (ahem) Our second Sunday with no football. It's almost enough to make me want to go to church. No, the XFL so does not count. So what did you do to pass the time today? What sprots did you watch? Whose cornflakes did you

Your “A Very Special Valentine’s Day” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 14, 2020February 14, 2020

Last week I promised you fine folks a funny story about Valentine's Day. But the more I thought about it the more I realized it wasn't so much a funny story as it was a rather sad and depressing story. And if you read my dumbass series on relationships this

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DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 14, 2020February 14, 2020

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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY DFO intern MICHAEL VICK lounges on a couch in the office, dozing. He awakes with a start. A look of panic fills his face as he dashes over to the desk and opens up a laptop computer, and his consternation increases as he taps a

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Bleeding Hearts

Sharkbait - February 14, 2020February 14, 2020

Happy Friday everyone. Today is Valentines day, which can be a stressful day all around. Did you forget a card? Remember the flowers? Make a reservation? There is a lot to think about today. What if we keep this week's cocktail simple and just do some shots? On second thought, maybe

Your “How Did I Get Here?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 13, 2020February 13, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8 NFL Nuggets: Today's trade / release rumours: Matt Stafford. Unlikely, given that he's a $21 million cap hit if he plays, but a $32 million hit if he's released or traded. Josh Norman. He's just too expensive, and Washington can draft cheaper options. Jameis Winston. Sure, he just had LASIK,

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Opium Wars

The Maestro - February 13, 2020February 6, 2020

I did it, John! At last! You won't believe it! Did what, Jim? I cured one of my players' painkiller addictions. With just my mind. Bullshit, Jim. You definitely did not. It's true! All I had to do was offer him a vacation to China if he stopped popping pills. We have a booster who's

Your “Please Just Go” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 12, 2020February 12, 2020

I originally had a very different idea to write about foar tonight. Maybe you'll get that one next week sometime. Assuming I'm not in jail or in the hospital. Or worst case scenario, the morgue. Anywhooooo... So my desktop computer died last night. No worries there. It's not as if I hadn't

Let’s Munch – Tuesday Night Open thread

litre_cola - February 11, 2020February 11, 2020

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Good evening! It's been awhile since I have pulled the night shift here so bear with me. The 2nd night of the Westminster dog show is tonight but I figured that out far too late to write too much about it. I am a pug man, my best friend Oxipug left

Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

BC Dick - February 11, 2020February 11, 2020

I bring to you today a question about the social contract in hopes of making a case of my own and perhaps to glean some insight from some of yous who deign to read and consider my thoughts on the matter. This is not about the grand, all-encompassing social contract

Your DOGGIE Westminster Show Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - February 10, 2020February 10, 2020

Nothing matters tonight other than watching cool doggies doing their thing and, hopefully, pooping on the carpet. All your details are here: https://www.westminsterkennelclub.org/ TV coverage is on Fox Sports. For all of you that don't know, Ryan Reynolds, my personal spirit guide, has decided to sponsor The Show through his gin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhoMJRuz0eA Now get to

AFLW Beat – 2020 Round One

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 10, 2020February 10, 2020

Welcome. As you can probably surmise from the lovely banner image there, you know the beautiful graphic work done by Low Commander and then desecrated by me for past times when I sit in for Balls? Well, I'll be sitting in for Balls for a while this season down under.

Your “Senor’s To-Play List” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Senor Weaselo - February 8, 2020February 8, 2020

Evening lizard people. It's your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo getting to throw it back just a little to the "bands we like" genre of the usual Saturday Evening Post threads. Because fuck it, it's Saturday night, let's listen to some tunes! Well, except it's not bands we like. Or bands