Your “A Very Special Valentine’s Day” Friday Evening Open Thread

Last week I promised you fine folks a funny story about Valentine's Day.  But the more I thought about it the more I realized it wasn't so much a funny story as it was a rather sad and depressing story.  And if you read my dumbass series on relationships this

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INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY DFO intern MICHAEL VICK lounges on a couch in the office, dozing.  He awakes with a start.  A look of panic fills his face as he dashes over to the desk and opens up a laptop computer, and his consternation increases as he taps a

Your “How Did I Get Here?” Thursday Evening Open Thread NFL Nuggets: Today's trade / release rumours: Matt Stafford. Unlikely, given that he's a $21 million cap hit if he plays, but a $32 million hit if he's released or traded. Josh Norman. He's just too expensive, and Washington can draft cheaper options. Jameis Winston. Sure, he just had LASIK,

Super Harbaugh Rivalry Bros: The Opium Wars

I did it, John! At last! You won't believe it! Did what, Jim? I cured one of my players' painkiller addictions. With just my mind.  Bullshit, Jim. You definitely did not. It's true! All I had to do was offer him a vacation to China if he stopped popping pills. We have a booster who's

Your “Please Just Go” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

I originally had a very different idea to write about foar tonight.  Maybe you'll get that one next week sometime.  Assuming I'm not in jail or in the hospital.  Or worst case scenario, the morgue. Anywhooooo... So my desktop computer died last night.  No worries there.  It's not as if I hadn't

Meatless Monday, BC Dick Tuesday

I bring to you today a question about the social contract in hopes of making a case of my own and perhaps to glean some insight from some of yous who deign to read and consider my thoughts on the matter. This is not about the grand, all-encompassing social contract

Your DOGGIE Westminster Show Open Thread

Nothing matters tonight other than watching cool doggies doing their thing and, hopefully, pooping on the carpet. All your details are here: TV coverage is on Fox Sports. For all of you that don't know, Ryan Reynolds, my personal spirit guide, has decided to sponsor The Show through his gin: Now get to

Your “Senor’s To-Play List” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Evening lizard people. It's your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo getting to throw it back just a little to the "bands we like" genre of the usual Saturday Evening Post threads. Because fuck it, it's Saturday night, let's listen to some tunes! Well, except it's not bands we like. Or bands