Hello from the new base of cocktail operations. The bar has been put in its place, however the bar books are still boxed up, and the glassware is still buried somewhere in my kitchen. At least the booze is a bit more accessible...
So what does this mean for the drink
Are you a toothless drunk named Gary? Do you like watching toothless ice football players? Do you like booze? Have we* got a rushed, poorly researched, barely thought about, quarter assed post for you. Get well soon BeerGuyRob
Here at DFO we quizzed the masses** and asked what drink would you
Hi everyone, Hue Jackson's back!
Oh boy, have I ever got a good one for you this week. Just input your credit card number now to continue!
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Well, that was a fun week. Let's see if we can get back to normal. As I have said, Wednesday is usually my favorite day of the week. Write my silly little column. Watch wrestling. Chat with my invisible internet friends about said wrestling. I got to enjoy none of
tWBS: Why am I nervous?
Senor: Because as I said, this is the lust terrace upcoming, and you posted compilations of sexy pictures on the Internet for multiple years?
tWBS: Hey, they weren't pornographic!
Senor: Yeah, but society's a bunch of prudes.
tWBS: And you did it too!
Senor: Like twice? Probably a difference there,
Hey all, I hope you're well or well as can be considering all the shit that going on ( pandemic, politics, vaccine roll out, whatever). In my corner of the world, it was announced today that as of 12:01 AM Thursday that the province of Ontario is under "stay-at-home" orders. Which
Welcome back! What a weekend of football, huh? (Note: this is being written prior to the weekend's games. Insert picture of dog in science with the caption I have no idea what I'm doing.)
As a reminder, this post will cover comments made up to and through the Saturday
Huh. Well that went a different direction than expected...
I'm not surprised to be writing a followup Coaches Gettin' ShitCanned post this week. In a historically weak NFC, the Bearistocrats! still needed the Super Bonus Charity Wild Card to qualify for the playoffs. Listening to Chicago sports radio (having spent part
Next up is SeaTruthers v RAMMIT!! This would be a marquee matchup if Goff were healthy.
I will get this out of the way. (via text, yet BC Dick came out from hibernation on the site yesterday)
Litre: Hey do you want to write a bit for the Heaux Rams preview?
Yes, it's THAT weekend!
You can already see that 2021 will be a LOT better than 2020 because we have ourselves 6 (SIX!) Wild Card games this weekend!
And there are some very tasty matchups, as you can see below:
Saturday 10:00 AM Pacific - Team Nipple at Team DickSaturday 1:40 PM Pacific
That's right, they took the whole fucking bar! By they I mean the movers because today is moving day for the Sharkbait clan. I forgot how much moving sucks. Nothing is where you need it, everything is packed and there are boxes everywhere you turn, which is not great when
Welcome back to the Beat, and Happy New Year! We took a week break because we could, but that led to a fuck-ton of procrastination, so sorry if we're late, because I was too lazy to write this between Christmas and New Year's and then started writing at 11:00 local