Nothing matters tonight other than watching cool doggies doing their thing and, hopefully, pooping on the carpet.
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For all of you that don't know, Ryan Reynolds, my personal spirit guide, has decided to sponsor The Show through his gin:
Now get to
Evening lizard people. It's your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo getting to throw it back just a little to the "bands we like" genre of the usual Saturday Evening Post threads. Because fuck it, it's Saturday night, let's listen to some tunes! Well, except it's not bands we like. Or bands
Or as it's better known, Pepsi Presents The Superb Owl Halftime Show.
No but seriously, it actually is sponsored by Pepsi. Also Frinkiac wasn't playing nice with the length of the quote.
Where to begin, where to begin! I guess we can start with the performers. Jennifer Lopez and Shakira. Now, I
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Good evening everyone. That beautiful goddamn banner photo was taken by your humble narrator personally last November 30th for the very last concert EVER! from Slayer. Brother DJ Taj and I are both thrash metal maniacs and for me this was the 4th time I've seen
Author's Note: This series of posts is borne out of my firm belief that Commentist Dok Zymm is actually a secret agent for a nefarious secret agency currently unknown to the general public or even Congress. Her current job serves as a perfect cover to gather intelligence while her
We just recently finished the semifinals and are eagerly awaiting the final and I don't think everyone is happy.
This is where I usually come in. Let's just say the Balls-Signal went out.
As usual, I will come in and either fix things or make them worse with everyone complaining about
I wouldn't mind being in Hawaii right now, truth be told. I wouldn't be freezing my ass off.
But I'm not in Hawaii. And I AM freezing my ass off.
I just finished wrapping a bunch of crap for people who won't appreciate it. I'm still fighting with a company which still
Welcome back to DFO’s Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it for you, so you can go for a snooze or drink more booze when your significant other forces you to watch the movie. Today’s Christmas movie
Some of you may have heard about the latest controversy surrounding the Miss Universe pageant and pageants in general. To be fair, the whole concept of a beauty pageant is, in my opinion, akin to the concept of a college football national champion being crowned by secret votes and
Good morning everyone! Today is the first day this fall without any college football! No, Army-Navy doesn't count as football. It's on par with Russian military parades and North Korean Dear Leader rallies as far as the propaganda machine goes.
So, I am completely ignoring it and focusing on the
Welcome back to DFO's Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it for you, so you can go for a snooze or drink more booze when your significant other forces you to watch the movie. Today's Christmas movie
It's December, which means, welcome back to DFO's Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it for you, so you can go for a snooze or drink more booze when your significant wants to watch the movie