Less Than Elite : An AEW Open Thread by Joliet Jake Delhomme

ballsofsteelandfury - August 5, 2020August 4, 2020

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Editor's Note: While this post may have my name, it was wholly conceived, fed through an umbilical cord, and brought to life by our very own Joliet Jake Delhomme! Consider me the surrogate mother that got paid with gently used fleshlights. Thank you very much for contributing to the site! If anyone

Balls On… The Bond films of the 90s

ballsofsteelandfury - June 17, 2020June 17, 2020

Welcome back to my continuing series on the James Bond films, broken down by decade. Last time, we talked about the transition from the 70s to the 80s, from Roger Moore to Sean Connery to Roger Moore to Timothy Dalton. I did a great job with that, didn't I?

Balls On… The Bond films of the 70s

ballsofsteelandfury - April 29, 2020April 28, 2020

Welcome back to my continuing series on the James Bond films, broken down by decade. Last time, I started considering how they've aged, how they influenced me, and what remains timeless in them. I also got into how these films both reflected and influenced the times they were

Balls On… The Bond films of the 60s

ballsofsteelandfury - April 15, 2020April 12, 2020

I've read every James Bond book written by Ian Fleming, in order. I have watched every James Bond movie ever made, multiple times. Well, except I never watched the first Casino Royale with David Niven because that really wasn't a James Bond movie and the same for On

Request Line – Get In Or Get Out, Make Up Your Mind

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 20, 2020March 20, 2020

And make up your mind damned fast. Close the door. You're letting the virus in. This is tWBS coming to you live from WDFO. Wait, maybe it's KDFO. And how do you work this damned board? AND WHO KEEPS CALLING THE DAMNED PHONE LINES???? Oh, it's Rush Limbaugh. OK, we can ignore

Your DOGGIE Westminster Show Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - February 10, 2020February 10, 2020

Nothing matters tonight other than watching cool doggies doing their thing and, hopefully, pooping on the carpet. All your details are here: https://www.westminsterkennelclub.org/ TV coverage is on Fox Sports. For all of you that don't know, Ryan Reynolds, my personal spirit guide, has decided to sponsor The Show through his gin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhoMJRuz0eA Now get to

Your “Senor’s To-Play List” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Senor Weaselo - February 8, 2020February 8, 2020

Evening lizard people. It's your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo getting to throw it back just a little to the "bands we like" genre of the usual Saturday Evening Post threads. Because fuck it, it's Saturday night, let's listen to some tunes! Well, except it's not bands we like. Or bands

DFO Hate Week Halftime Hate! The Superb Owl Halftime Show

Senor Weaselo - February 2, 2020February 2, 2020

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Or as it's better known, Pepsi Presents The Superb Owl Halftime Show. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/345b1fd0-3f82-4972-ab59-630c9b233555 No but seriously, it actually is sponsored by Pepsi. Also Frinkiac wasn't playing nice with the length of the quote. Where to begin, where to begin! I guess we can start with the performers. Jennifer Lopez and Shakira. Now, I

Saturday Evening Post: Hate Week Concludes.

yeah right - February 1, 2020February 1, 2020

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Banner Image Via ME Motherfuckers! Good evening everyone. That beautiful goddamn banner photo was taken by your humble narrator personally last November 30th for the very last concert EVER! from Slayer. Brother DJ Taj and I are both thrash metal maniacs and for me this was the 4th time I've seen

Dok Zymm – International Woman of Mystery – Chapter 1

ballsofsteelandfury - January 7, 2020January 4, 2020

Author's Note: This series of posts is borne out of my firm belief that Commentist Dok Zymm is actually a secret agent for a nefarious secret agency currently unknown to the general public or even Congress. Her current job serves as a perfect cover to gather intelligence while her

Balls on…The College Football Playoff

ballsofsteelandfury - December 31, 2019December 30, 2019

We just recently finished the semifinals and are eagerly awaiting the final and I don't think everyone is happy. This is where I usually come in. Let's just say the Balls-Signal went out. As usual, I will come in and either fix things or make them worse with everyone complaining about

Your “Mele Kalikimaka” Christmas Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - December 25, 2019December 25, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyS26sqH1WM I wouldn't mind being in Hawaii right now, truth be told. I wouldn't be freezing my ass off. But I'm not in Hawaii. And I AM freezing my ass off. I just finished wrapping a bunch of crap for people who won't appreciate it. I'm still fighting with a company which still