Enough has been said about protests and all that, so I won't discuss that subject.
Most of the major European soccer leagues are returning soon. Sports are slowly and surely restarting, which is a good thing.
By this time next week, AFL will have already played the first games
I'm curious if any of you remember Bob Hope. There's a reason the Burbank airport is named after him, you know. Bob Hope was a great all-around entertainer. He sang, he danced, he was a comedian, he could play the straight man. He was part of
As you all know from Don T's Wednesday post, the man we all knew as tWBS passed away on Monday. FWIW, as he would write, it seems he passed away in his sleep without suffering. So, that's something.
Many of us got to know him in real life and we're lucky
Your friendly neighborhood tWBS has asked me to assist this week with Sexy Friday duties. I, being the good friend that I am, immediately said yes.
Ok, fiiiiine. I'm not that good a friend. I just like sharing images of girls I find attractive.
This week's haul of lovelies
Good morning everyone! Today is the first day this fall without any college football! No, Army-Navy doesn't count as football. It's on par with Russian military parades and North Korean Dear Leader rallies as far as the propaganda machine goes.
So, I am completely ignoring it and focusing on the
Good morning everyone! Today is a VERY busy day of sports action. Not only do we have a full complement of fútbol action, today is also the first full day of college football!
On Thursday, I outlined for you the fútbol games taking place this weekend. Something I did not note,
EXTERIOR, NORTH CAROLINA OUTER BANKS, EMERALD ISLE
tWBS has caught a nice wave and is getting ready to move up the face to try a few maneuvers. It's his tenth wave of an epic day in which he has surfed to his heart's content with hardly anyone else in the
INTERIOR, A SHITTY RENTED AUDI HATCHBACK WITH FULL COLLISION COVERAGE, THE A-3, HEADING SOUTH PAST THE FRANKFURT AIRPORT
Balls: So, where exactly are we going?
tWBS:I don't care anymore.
Hippo (looking sideways at Balls): Whaddayasay we hang out in Frankfurt? I've heard good things!
Balls (exchanging glances with Hippo): Yeah!
INTERIOR, THE FASTEST CAR IN THE WORLD, A RENTED AUDI HATCHBACK WITH FULL COLLISION COVERAGE, THE A-3, JUST INSIDE GERMANY
Hippo: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWWW I AM FOOOOOOKKKINNN CRAAAAAAAZZZZZYYYYYY!!!
Balls (in the backseat, crossing myself): ¡¡Jesús, María, José!!
tWBS (riding shotgun because he called it a half a second before
EXTERIOR, THE PORT OF AMSTERDAM
Balls: Alright, boys! We're here!
Hippo (carrying luggage): Hold up!
tWBS: Aren't you happy that we flew WOW airlines now?
Balls: You know, I have to give it up to you. It certainly makes getting around a lot easier.
tWBS: So, how are we
EXTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG,
THE NEXT MORNING
Balls: Are you sure it's a wise move to go back to the pub? What if Mary is there?
tWBS: Oh, there's no chance of that. There was... an accident.
Balls: What?!? Again?
tWBS: It wasn't my fault!
INTERIOR, THE HORSESHOE PUB, LONDON, EC1R 0AG,
Drunk King Hippo: Methinks this will be an excellent match tonight. Gots +240 on Hammerin' Hank to score. Up the Toffees!!!
Drunk Englishman: UP THE TOFFEES!!!
They both crash their pint glasses into each other and promptly down the amber nectar.