I love all holidays as they are days I don't have to work. However, there are some holidays that I like more than others.
It will not surprise you that, as a kid, my favourite holiday was Christmas. Obviously, that was due to the presents but I also enjoyed getting together
Place: At the top of a very steep slope created by an earthquake when Jesus went down to hell.
Time: About twenty five seconds after Balls shot a finger gun into the air
TWBS and BALLS singing/yelling together: MY NECK! MY BACK! LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK!
As I was creating this post, I realized that this is the 690th post I have created for DFO and that reminded me of a once powerful and influential radio station in Southern California called The Mighty 690.
The Mighty 690 was actually, as the number can attest, an AM station
Place: Just inside the walls of the City of Dis
Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed the Mexican devil birds that scattered when the Angel in a pissy mood opened the gate.
TWBS: Why did you say WESTSIIIIIIIDE when we walked in?
BALLS: It's fun! You
We are back with our new format! I hope you like it. Please provide feedback in the comments. Another hearty well-done to SonOfSpam, who correctly guessed that last week's hidden theme for the music was songs with the sea in the lyrics.
As for last night's game, it
Place: Just above the Fourth Circle of Hell
Time: About five seconds after Balls and TWBS passed Plutus, God of Wealth and Shitty Circle Guard.
TWBS has seen what seems to be millions and billions of souls deep in the middle of a large circular valley. They are
So, last week I tried a new thing and I think I liked it. It also solves two problems for me at one time. Let me explain.
Some readers access the site from their work computers. God knows why they would risk their jobs like that, but I'm
Place: Just inside the Third Circle of Hell
Time: About five minutes after BALLS carried TWBS out of the Second Circle of Hell.
TWBS slowly regains consciousness after having fainted.
TWBS: Whut, where am I?
BALLS: You are in the Third Circle of Hell.
TWBS: What happened?
BALLS: Despite me
Place: Just outside the Castle of Limbo
Time: A few minutes after TWBS and BALLS leave the Castle of Limbo.
TWBS and BALLS are walking away from the castle and down a dark slope
TWBS: So, he was an asshole, right?
BALLS: Listen, I'll grant you that I prefer Euclid,
So, last week was Mexican Independence Day. In previous years, this would mean tons of people going to bars in Los Angeles and a lot of people taking off on vacation to visit family in México and partake in festivities there.
Obviously, that didn't happen this year.
Well, let me rephrase
Place: A dark forest
Time: A few minutes after TWBS got kicked out of St. Peter's gates
TWBS and BALLS are walking along a path in the dark forest. BALLS is catching TWBS up on what's happened since he's... left.
TWBS: Wait, so Beastie started writing HRTN again?!?
So, today is September 11 and we all know what happened on that day. No need to discuss further.
Instead, we are going to focus on hot and sexy soccer girls and figure out if you can spot the hidden theme.
To make it more interesting, I challenge everyone to identify