BattleBots Beat: Cue Lazer Light Show!

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Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! As a scammer, appearances are everything. Substance is always, always secondary to style. If you look good out there, you're gonna feel good out there. And when you feel good - you're gonna make it bigtime.

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Edwin Rist

Hi everyone, Hue Jackson's back! Oh boy, have I ever got a good one for you this week. Just input your credit card number now to continue! Pay no attention to the popup ads appearing on your screen, or to the soft yet increasingly present sound of sirens off in the distance.

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Gregor MacGregor

Hi everyone, Hue Jackson here! You may remember me as the former head coach of the Cleveland Browns. Some people claim my 3-36-1 record with the team was a disaster - but if you consider it from my perspective, I considered it an unabashed success in making a fortune from the

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Everyone still standing? Good. Welcome back to the Beat, the leading BattleBots wall o'text that gets written and formatted the day before because it's important to put the pro in procrastination! Anyway last week was the premiere, where Fusion nearly achieved it, Malice still didn't do the D-X Crotch Chop, and

“Making A Murderer” – A 2020 Packers Preview?

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Waiting For Football: Your 2020 New England Patriots Season Preview

A football stadium. A goalpost. Evening. (SULLY, sitting on a sideline, is trying to take off his shoe. He pulls at it with both hands, panting. He gives up, exhausted, rests, tries again. As before. Enter TAWMMY.) SULLY: (Giving up again) Nothin’ tah be done. TAWMMY: (Advancing with short, stiff strides, legs

The Inaugural Marble League Rolldown!

That's right, we've got a new column while there aren't any human sports, which at this rate won't be for a while as Arizona, Florida, and the rest of the South goes through its coronavirus wave. Y'all laughed and scoffed when New York got hit (because the American strain is