Sunday morning - a quiet suburban household before breakfast
Each person in the house dreaded those words. No one likes talking about their feelings ever, unless there are cameras and a paycheque, and the situation is always worse when the person at the perceived centre of the tension refuses to
What Florio is already calling "Spygate 2" (Electric Boogaloo) involves the Patriots "Not the football operation" film crew filming the Bengals sideline for eight solid minutes from the press box.
Belichick claims no involvement in the affair:
"I'm really focused on getting ready for the Bengals here."
JERRAH doubled down on Wednesday, during an interview on NFL Network, ostensibly to promote the annual Red Kettle Campaign.
The money quote, which will be everywhere, was, "How about let's win some ballgames".
Further adding, "I think all of us, including the fans, want to win a damn
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, we reminded ourselves that the Montreal Screwjob is not good for your business. Especially if it wasn't scripted in the first place!
This week it's the BattleBots Beaties, the part where I try to get these out before BattleBots Update so I at
Welcome back to the Beat! This week should be the Beaties, a nice wrap-up (except for the bonus fights) and at least cromulent award post, even though there aren't any good fasteners left to have as awards. Nuts and bolts are from BattleBots, the Giant Screw was a joke award,
Welcome back to the Beat! We're at the pointy end now obviously, as we're at the season finale, with the quarterfinals, semis, and of course, the championship. The storylines are there for us, such as:
Will Paul Ventimiglia win a fourth heavyweight Giant Nut (Brutality in '09, Bite Force in '15
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, HyperShock was hoisted on its own petard, Son of Whyachi actually got revenge, and Cobalt had good enough DI to not get killed off the top by Minotaur's up smash, even if it still lost the fight. And then after press time
Hi everyone, welcome back to the Beat! Last week, Brazil beat the FC-named team, Bite Force went a ho-hum 4-0, and Hydra grabbed the torch from Bronco. This week, it's a special playoff thing, but it's not the top 16!
The powers that be that is known as the BattleBots Tournament
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time, RailGun Max won the battle of Shanghai, "Holy crap Bronco's 0-2" got replaced with "Holy ultra crap Bronco's 0-3," and a whole bunch of cut fights that will go onto the BattleBots YouTube page sometime after the season ends. Oh, and Gigabyte might
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, Tombstone and Gruff gave a Fight of the Year nominee, Bombshell and Captain Shrederator created the 0-4 club, and Death Roll became the first robot to go 4-0. Teams are finishing up their regular seasons, because it seems like this week and
Welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, Yeti made Redshirt sad, Bronco went retro, and HyperShock still couldn't beat Bite Force. That's okay, nobody else currently in the field can! This has been your reminder that the only robot to beat Bite Force in 3+ seasons is Chomp with
’Twas brillig, and the boring Colts
Did gyre and gimble in the 'Nap:
All drunkish were the cheering dolts,
Gravy'd sacks of fatty crap.
“Protect the AndrewLuck, my son!
The fragile arm, the aching back!
Beware the Watt and Clowney pair,
And hand it off to Mack!”
He took his ovoid ball in