As everyone knows, it's DFO Hate Week this week. And while I'm sure many of you will disagree, I think you'll at least get where I'm coming from on this.
As a fan of the Ravens, a lot of people would be surprised to know that I don't hate any of
Holy cats, y'all. No FITBAW. No Premiership. A handful of FA Cup ties that I could give two shits about. I have one Shitty Wolves hoopsball match to "enjoy" and otherwise...a vast desert of fuckall.
With that, I will repeat my pre-game query from last Sunday. Who are the coolest supporters
Hoy tenemos muchas noticias de las ligas de los países donde se habla español. Por eso, vamos a empezar hablando en este bello lenguaje.
Y vamos a empezar en España, donde el líder de la competencia ha cambiado de técnico.
/ pone el dedo en el oído
Y'all should really learn a second
With world events what they have been this week, I find it particularly appropriate to feature Spoon:
What a delightful band, with amazing longevity. I hope they are Evertonians, but unlikely.
Arsenal are away to Crystal Palace to kick things off (7:30, NBCSN). Uncle Woy has at least temporarily taken Cenk Tosun
What was once 12 has been whittled down to 8. There are some surprises, starting with BOTH 6 seeds staying alive.
Looks like we will forever be entertained by these Saints/Vikes January matchups. I, along with most, did not give Captain Dingleberry any scintilla of a chance. Even if Minny were
Oh my cats, y'all, El Tractorcito y Mas Erotic Smashmouth did it!!!
Where to start? Tanny Fanny had been a revelation ever since taking over the starting job. ALL the advanced metrics said he was not only good, but GREAT. Sustainable great.
Until he wasn't. And mein Gott, how he wasn't. Except for one
Good morning early risers! This is basically a thread for Saturday morning before the playoffs where surprise the 500's are playing. Pretty excited to see El Tractorcito destroy the P*ts and make our Puerto Rican lawyer a very happy man!
In futbol news it's FA Cup week in England, and La
In case y'all haven't noticed, a new decade is upon us. Does it feel any different? NOPE. Has Hippo made any resolutions? NOPE. I made one about 11-12 years ago to stop making New Year's Resolutions, and I fookin' kept that one.
Do you not want to watch JV exhibitions? CBSSN
Fuck off with the hangovers and all other crap associated with NYE spent with real people. As long as none of my kids get arrested (actually fuck it, they can rot if they do), I shall be watching some Premiership all morning!
Also, this will be the Decade of Kruger (pictured
We just recently finished the semifinals and are eagerly awaiting the final and I don't think everyone is happy.
This is where I usually come in. Let's just say the Balls-Signal went out.
As usual, I will come in and either fix things or make them worse with everyone complaining about
Joyous of joys, we have playoff picture clarity, and got to see each and every team DERP to the finish line (with various degrees of comedia).
The early window contained lots and lots of mailing it in. We will breeze through most of this "action" fairly quickly. BUT NOT ALL!!!
No 2nd Jim Mora clip, I will just play my personal best song of 2019:
Clemson (-2.5) v. tOSU (Qardinals Base Camp, 8:00, ESPN)
I told myself maybe I would moneyline bet whoever is the underdog, but this is a straight-up coinflip and I don't wanna. Interesting philosophical dilemma for the class