Back To 24/7 Footy Manager – Teh New Normal?? Open Thread

Despite continued outbreaks, postponements, and cancellations (both Everton and my Shitty Wolves will be unexpectedly off this weekend) - the Premiership marches on.  Sort of.  But losing the fixtures I care about this weekend, and seeing the FITBAW post-season schedule get all used up...well, thunderfuck reality.  It's back to MOAR

Kicking Off the Strangest FA Cup and Wild Card 1 of 6 Bitches! Combo Thread

Good day, imaginary peoples.  It's REALLY here.  The day we gets a TRIPLEHEADER of Wild Card, Bitches! action.  And it happens again tomorrow!  We just needed a world-wide pandemic to make it real.  [slaps #NuAIDS on the ass, HARD!] But first, we have a wacky Lesser Morning, with pretty much every match on

Welcome To First Hangover of 2021! Lesser Footy Thread

Fuck you, wake up already.  That vomit ain't safe to have during slumber. We can has Derby!  Fronk's Hammers (sounds DIRTY!) travel to Fortress Goodison to face Hippo's Toffees (12:30, NBCSN).  A win would bring Everton to within ONE lousy point of assdicks Liverpool and we must not let Dour (Formerly) Ginger

Boxing Day In Our Year of #NuAIDS!

Oh my cats, y'all.  There be some sportsball today.  Our hobo relocatoUr Imaginary Friend will bring glad tidings of NFL triple-header (for once, Good Jerb, Shield), but don't forget the Lesser Reason FOAR the Season! Foxes and Red Devils is a tasty early treat (7:30, NBCSN).  These might be the two

Festively Lesser y Championship(ish) Sabado

Here comes the deliriously jam-packed Premiership Festivus period, with the added entropy that is #NuAIDS.  A good opportunity to see some of your favoUrite side's depth options! You're not setting your alarm to watch the German Elton John kick the tar shit (and whine incessantly) out of Uncle Woy's ti-wud Pawace. 

So Much #NuAIDS, So Little Game Time Open Thread

So...not sure that the JV world is looking so hot right now.  Almost as many fixtures being 86'd this week as are being played.  And that doesn't even begin to touch on the hardwood shitshow. Good thing all Commentists in Good Standing have converted to the sweet siren song of Lesser

Rejoice! A Full #NuAIDS Lesser Day Beckons

Because moneys speak louder than public health (and thank FUCK for that, amirite??), we finally have sommet like a full Saturday slate.  Praise be!  But don't forget about Premiership Banana Puddings time, first! The Mighty Blues of Everton are in first position (assuming Villa lost yesterday, which I will presume #HAILGAMBLOR),