Good day to you! Usually when drunk I fire many random Mexican queries to Balls. I always get a response even though I know it should be why are you bothering me internet stranger. Instead of drunkenly asking I grouped them in to his usual 25 questions format. As most of
Yes, the action is a bit NFL Pre-season-y. But you remember Augusts, back in the pre-zombie apocalypse times? Fucking A right you watched the shit out of your favourite side's 4th and 5th stringers. Because to not have sportsball on the teevee box? Fundamentally un-American. Even more so than having a fascist
Yes, those lovable, cuddly Krauts are in full swing on FS1 and assorted sister channels. Dortmund/Wolfsburg and Borussia Unpronounceable/Aspirin FC highlight the 9:30 slate. Bayern (the side you've heard of) gets Eintracht Frankfurt at 12:30, and should be ok viewing. Except...the play has been choppy after the long, weird break.
Yes, I am still in mah bunker playing Football Manager. First 5 seasons of my reign resulted in finishing 8th, 7th, 6th, 8th (but won Europa League), 5th (PLUS won Shempions League B). The last Continental triumph culminated in a 2-1 win over Real Fucking Madrid. What a simulated life, this. Bramley Moore
Oh, have you not been playing Football Manager 2020 with the intensity and the involuntary spasming of a prime crickhead? PLEBIANS. I am as terrible at this as I am GAMBLOR. PLEASE SEND OPIATES. Anyway, the Central European paradise that is unquestionably Belarus still rules our sportsball desert world. You get a
Dudes, it's all Belarus' world now, we just livin' in it. All of the various second and third world-ish football associations might be late to the cancellation party - but even Brasil state torneos and Ukraine have gone dark now. The only thing remotely approaching first division footy? The Belarus Premier
Finally, the Premiership came to its senses (and the EFL), joining UEFA competition in hitting the pause button for at least three weeks. Everyone knows it will 99.99% likely last much longer than that. Heck, I'd say it's 80/20 likely that even this summer's European Euros are not happening. My humble recommendation