Shempions League Takes Charge

And then, as if to honoUr the late, great (in terms of hilarity) Herman Cain - there were NINE.  Oh fuck, TEN.  My brain is so beyond borken. Friday was the day everyone looked forward to, as For Realz Man City put Real Cuntfaces of Madrid to the sword.  2-1 away,

Paging Rob Manfred, Galactical Disgrace

Please consult with the infinite wisdom of Chuck D: I swear to holy tittyfuck, it's like Manfred's raison d'être is to make The Shield look sane, humane, and competent.  Eat shit, you boot licking motherfucker. In better/Lesser news, our beloved Mighty Whitey survive and advance to face the Bees (nae Moose Hornets)

Your July 26 Lesser Footy Open Thread: It’s Decision Day!

Welcome to Decision Day! With the exception of one game, every match has positional repercussions. Most importantly, the Top 4 and relegation are all on the line today! What sucks is that the league should have tried and flexed the games around so that not all games are playing at once.

Looking at the Table – Sabado Lesser Thread

There's really fuckall to do until Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals start around 2p (banner pic in honoUr, also since it pisses so many off that maybe we can has extra clubhouse participation??).  That's because all the Premiership fixtures are tomorrow morning.  So sad.  Everton's match is on CNBC, which

Your July 22nd Lesser Footy Open Thread: Getting over the hump

Hello Sports fans and Work Procrastinators! Happy hump day! To celebrate the midweek's most sexiest day, we have a triple header-- with the two most important matches of the week  happening-- and one really important match going on in the Championship. Match 1: The "Please Don't Choke Please Don't Choke Please Don't

Your July 21st Lesser Footy Open Thread: Avoiding Relegation

Hello sports fans, gamblers and procrastinators! As you can see from the featured image, longtime sponsor of the Scousers, Carlsberg, have created a commemorative beer can to celebrate Liverpool's first EPL title in decades. I personally like that Carlsberg added the asterisk on the beer can because we all know LiVARpool

Your Matchday 37 Lesser Footy Open thread: The Penultimate match

Hello Sports fans! We've got a lesser footy double header on the menu today. But first, a quick thought about yesterday's Manchester United/ Chelski match. All week, leading up to yesterday's game, many rival fans of United have been pissing and moaning about United getting the VAR decisions and penalty kicks. I've

Looking Forward to Shempions Entropy (and Other Lesser Matters)

The Athletic recently published a long-form discussion of how any of the participants (ok, maybe not the ones who dug deep holes before the 2nd leg of a tie got played - ie, Chelski) could win the abbreviated, neutral-as-WICHITA Shempions format. It got me (and the Clubhouse's other Lesser enthusiasts) thinking

Your Thursday Lesser Footy Open thread: Get back to work!

Hello sports fans and work procrastinators! We have a Lesser Footy Double header today. Game 1A: Continental Europe Bowl (1PM EST) A YUGE match for both clubs. Leicester needs to keep pace with Chelski, who won yesterday. The Foxes have 1 win from 6 league outings and lost to Chelski in the FA

Your Monday Afternoon Matchday 35 Lesser Footy Open Thread: Change is in the Air

Hello sports fans, degenerate gamblers and people who want to procrastinate! Today's 3PM EST game is the lesser footy match of the week. We've got Satan's favoUrite team, the Manchester United Red Devils, taking on Daniel Craig's favoUrite team,  the Southhampton Saints. Before I break this game down, I'd like to pull

MOAR Lesser Footy Insanity

And huzzah FOAR that, what on earth would we do otherwise? We wake (and presumably bake) with Fronk's Hammers, toiling against the imploding/Hippo believes to be mathematically ded Trash Birds o' Norwich (7:30, NBCSN/Gold).  Bet they still get a draw, because that's just how Moyes' West Ham rolls.  Still, I got

Your July 8th EPL Lesser Footy Open Thread: Did Fetuszilla finally become Babyzilla?

Hello Sports fans and people who rather watch lesser footy than work! We have 4 games on the menu today. Unfortunately, three of them are on at the same time. This is about the only time a three way isn't good. If the EPL was smart, this could have been a