We have professional futbol this morning! We head to Germany where they are so efficient they ain't care bout no virus. They've been through worse. We decided in the name of efficiency to give our brief opinions about each team so you can pick one for yourself. I do not know about
Gambling
The Depths of Insanity Saturday
Oh, have you not been playing Football Manager 2020 with the intensity and the involuntary spasming of a prime crickhead? PLEBIANS. I am as terrible at this as I am GAMBLOR. PLEASE SEND OPIATES. Anyway, the Central European paradise that is unquestionably Belarus still rules our sportsball desert world. You get a
All Belarus, All The Time Lesser Footy Open Thread
Dudes, it's all Belarus' world now, we just livin' in it. All of the various second and third world-ish football associations might be late to the cancellation party - but even Brasil state torneos and Ukraine have gone dark now. The only thing remotely approaching first division footy? The Belarus Premier
Your “IT’S HERE! IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE!” Superb Owl Open Thread
Late Afternoon Into Evening Open Thread
JV Raging Semi #2 (and Open Sabado Noche Thread) – 2019 Playoffs
No 2nd Jim Mora clip, I will just play my personal best song of 2019: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt9xg8niutY Clemson (-2.5) v. tOSU (Qardinals Base Camp, 8:00, ESPN) I told myself maybe I would moneyline bet whoever is the underdog, but this is a straight-up coinflip and I don't wanna. Interesting philosophical dilemma for the class
Sexy Soccer Saturday Morning Open Thread and Champions League Group Stage Review
Drop That Bass Line Lesser Footy and JV NFL Open Thread
In honour of the Iron Bowl (MOAR below), check out this amazing new tune by the Cats who gave you 2018's Hippo Song of the Year ("Tinseltown Swimming in Blood"): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mFTgJQtCPk Isn't that righteous? I haven't heard awesome bass like that since Peter Hook (Joy Division and New Order). It sure sticks
Thanksgiving Mini-Hippo Thoughts (and JV Preview)
Hope everyone enjoyed their fill of food, drink, family, and FITBAW yesterday. Rest assured that a full sportsball weekend remains, including a few decent ones today. But first, the Turkey Day platter. David Blough surprised us all early by...not blowing. He at least had the good sense to put some air under
An Appreciation of Violence – 16 November 2019 Morning/JV NFL Open Thread
Yes, Thursday night was universal "shit on #ThePauls" night. It's being noted, but only in passing, that Mason Rudolph tried repeatedly to corkscrew Myles Garrett's helmet off FIRST. What followed demonstrated the unwise nature of "poking the bear" - but only Garrett and uber-coward Pouncey get the suspensions. Dopey-ass Mason had the
