Maestro’s Weird Mysteries – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Nazca Lines

Well, folks, it’s the end of the line for me here. I’ve enjoyed my time gallivanting across the world, doing my best to discover…

So I seriously had my hands full this week. Turns out that even with oversized tires, it’s hard to drive a VW bus on…

So we had a draft the other day or something. I dunno. Schneids is pissing me off lately. Keeps saying he’s too busy to…

I’ve got some bad juju, folks. I just know it. I’m always on edge before the draft. I dunno what it is about the…

So I had some bad luck this week – Mystery Machine broke down. Because it’s a legacy Volkswagen model, and because all the goddamn…

I don’t know, men. I just don’t know. Sometimes your head goes to places where things just stop making sense after a while. You…

Talk about an explosive off-season! With all of the trades going on leading into the draft, it’s been hard to keep track of things…

I had some East Coast business to attend to this past week; my staff were busy checking out some basketball players in the NIT…

Sean Payton invited me out for drinks the other night. Normally, I’d turn him down, but he mentioned to me that he had some…

With free agency kicking off this week, seems like a lot of teams are hungry for winners – I’ve sent my staff criss-crossing the…