Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Project Habakkuk

Spring is here, which means that it's time for me to whip my high-school team into shape for the upcoming football season. Never too early to get started, really - who cares about baseball? It just gets in the way of Oklahoma drills. As the winter ice melts, my excitement

Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Project Blue Peacock

You know what's scary these days? The New England Patriots. Actually, scratch that. They're always scary. You know what else is scary? Nukes. I feel like somehow we don't talk about that enough these days. Some people remember back when there were fallout drills and stuff in school. Today's kids

Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Anti-Tank Dogs

Oh, man's best friend. It's been tough waiting for the phone to ring some days... you never know when that next head coaching gig is going to come from. A positive attitude and tons of patience are two essential parts of the waiting process. You know who's patient? Dogs. Gotta

Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Animal Bombs

People talk about coaches' ability to control the locker room, and how it's an important one. Some people say I never did that so well. I call bullshit on them. You know what's hard to control? Animals. Football players are comparatively a walk in the park to work with, especially