There's much talk of drinkling and fooding in the early thread so I know that everyone is doing it right proper today. The forty-five minutes I spent on the elliptical (god, I hate that motherfucker) won't even begin to justify the calories that I'll be absorbing through the day but
Can I count those as way too many words? I mean I'll ramble to get to the minimum because this is me. Hmm, what to say considering I've watched about one half of Jets football.
The Jets decided to take a page from the most successful team in New York, the
Now that the Thursday Nighter has been wiped from our collective memories by all the weed, booze and pills that it is possible to ingest, let's see if today's slate can make a mark. TO THE GAMES!
As Cammer's shoulder goes, so goes Carolina and it seems fine. The Panthers are
Right, this. Uh, shit. I haven't been down in a while, being busy and all. Eh, let's start this and I imagine someone will call and yell at me.
So! Another year, another Jets preview. Oh, another coach, this time replacing Todd "Not Sally" Bowles
(I've wanted to use that for a
I'm late to the party today so we should go straight... TO THE GAMES!
I will get this game on the old TV. I will not celebrate that fact.
God, wouldn't a Browns ambush go down smooth today?
Look for Mr. Rodgers to go nuts today. Now that he's got McCarthy off his
"OW MY HEAD!"
"UGH, MY STOMACH!"
"YIKES, MY BALLS!"
These may be some of the thoughts going through Hippo's head today as he is under the weather and has requested assistance in fulfilling his weekly report to you fine folks.
Now, granted, I do not speak hillbilly although I can understand it. Thus, you
Let's go directly, TO THE GAMES!
Had I told you at the birth of the season that the Bills would be matching the Jags win for win after 10 games in you'd most likely say, "I know you're fucking with me but I don't know exactly how." Each team has but
This was going to be another Senor in the Underworld post. It was going to be a sit-in on the poker night that Hades referred to last time, with Hades, Persephone, Senor, and maybe a couple of others, maybe the redhead with the axe referenced from the Pro Bowl post—that
It's another one of those slogs but with each other's support, I think we can make our way through this. Shall we keep the ball rolling along its merry way? Sure we will! TO THE GAMES!
I can recall way back in 2018 when this was Nathan Peterman's team. It didn't
No morning game? Goddammit! Sure it made our collective eyes bleed, watching so much football in one day but it was the good kind of blood-letting. I think game-time has been shifted because the sponsors were whining about not getting enough bang for their ad bucks. Who is to blame
"The day for what?", you ask. It's still too early to tell but I guarantee you something will happen and when it does we'll both know. At that precise moment you'll say, "Damnit scotch, you were right all along. I'd rather strangle my own mother than doubt you ever again!"