Request Line: Gingers

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY ANDY DALTON: [impassioned] Red hair is a quarterback's game. PRODUCER: [reading from a magazine] Uh huh. ANDY DALTON: The harsh truth is, most red-haired football players look like blonds who've spoiled from lack of refrigeration. They look like brown-haired men who've been composted. Yet that same pigmentation that

Request Line: Down

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are fulfilling their investor-mandated office hours.  One - DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS - appears to be hard at work, depositing royalty checks, opening and closing manilla folders, and making notes on a post-it pad.  The other - RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY -

Request Line: Duets

INT. UNDERDOG SPORTS BAR - NIGHT A thin crowd mulls around a dimly lit sports bar.  Practically every available surface in the bar is covered with a television screen; most are showing basketball and hockey games.  A door behind the bar marked "OFFICE" opens and the bar manager emerges, followed by