Your “All Hail Our Blessed Saviour, Soccer” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Noise: It's all about reducing capacity & costs today: The Ravens announced they will go as low as 14,000 per home game, to accommodate social distancing. That's 80% below their maximum capacity of 71,000 fans. No word on Purple camo masks. The Chiefs have announced a season-ticket holder-only plan.

Senor’s Marble League Rolldown: Event 3

Welcome back to the Rolldown. With two events complete, Balancing and Halfpipe, we move to the first individual event of the competition, the Funnel Endurance. The question is, will it follow form? And of following form, will a third different team take gold, or will the O'rangers or Minty Maniacs

Your July 8th EPL Lesser Footy Open Thread: Did Fetuszilla finally become Babyzilla?

Hello Sports fans and people who rather watch lesser footy than work! We have 4 games on the menu today. Unfortunately, three of them are on at the same time. This is about the only time a three way isn't good. If the EPL was smart, this could have been a

Your matchday 34 EPL Lesser Footy thread: Important games are being played today

Hello Lesser Footy fans!   Welcome to the start of Match day 34 in the EPL.   We have 3 games on today's menu and all are extremely important.   Match 1A: The Relegation Bowl (1PM EST)     This is a match between two teams that have a combined 1 tie and 9 losses over their last 10.

AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 5

This week... Schedule?  What schedule? The Cats didn't fuck up a momentous occasion and there are no more unbeaten teams left in the competition   Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! This was yet another interesting week.  Remember how last week the AFL issued the schedule for Rounds 6 and 7? Well, the COVID-19 situation in

An Imaginary Pretend Man City Tribute…Plus MOAR!

Welcome to July (or Jew-LIE!!!! if from Mississippi), with Lesser Footy now back in full swing.  Most of the fixtures are even watchable now! First, a tribute.  Pretend Man City (2048-49 season) just signed a shit-hot new Keeper, England's #1 at the age of 23.  He's 6'4" and Black Like Me

AFL Beat 2020 Season Round 4

This week... We had 10,000 fans in attendance in Queensland   We have an early Mark of the Year candidate   and there is only one unbeaten team left in the competition   Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! This was an interesting week.  Off the field, the positive test that forced the postponement of the Essendon-Melbourne

Senor’s Marble League Rolldown: The Games Begin! (ML2020 Opening Ceremony & Event 1)

Yes, we made it. We're not all dead yet and can experience the gravitas, the splendor, the magnificence that is the pinnacle of marble sports. Marble League 2020, from the Andromedome. To lead it off, the opening ceremonies, with King Stardust, and the primary members of the JMR Staff and Committee