(I've used this type of headline before. I regret nothing.)
It's both MLK Day & post-Conference Championship Monday, so anyone who can isn't working.
Tom Brady is stirring the pot to see what the Patriots will do.
The final two years of Brady's contract will automatically void on the first
Sunday morning - a quiet suburban household before breakfast
Each person in the house dreaded those words. No one likes talking about their feelings ever, unless there are cameras and a paycheque, and the situation is always worse when the person at the perceived centre of the tension refuses to
It's mostly coaching news today:
It was, according to PFT, "Love at first sight" between Jerry Jones & Mike McCarthy.
BTW - worst Marvel pairing since Sue Storm & Matt Murdock.
The Panthers are hiring Baylor's Matt Rhule as their new coach.
It's a seven-year, $60 million deal, which
Author's Note: This series of posts is borne out of my firm belief that Commentist Dok Zymm is actually a secret agent for a nefarious secret agency currently unknown to the general public or even Congress. Her current job serves as a perfect cover to gather intelligence while her
We just recently finished the semifinals and are eagerly awaiting the final and I don't think everyone is happy.
This is where I usually come in. Let's just say the Balls-Signal went out.
As usual, I will come in and either fix things or make them worse with everyone complaining about
Some of you may have heard about the latest controversy surrounding the Miss Universe pageant and pageants in general. To be fair, the whole concept of a beauty pageant is, in my opinion, akin to the concept of a college football national champion being crowned by secret votes and
The big news of the day is that Riverboat Ron got run out of town.
Carolina fired him after a 5-7 start, behind a team that has thrown 15 TDs versus 11 interceptions, been sacked 45 times & given up an average of 23 points per game.
So I've been on the road all day and have relatively little firsthand knowledge of what the shit went on this afternoon. A brief (aka halfass) recap after this important message:
WOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ok. I'm good. I'm cool.
So the Bills (WOOOO!) handed the Iggles a golden opportunity to pull even
When you see quotes about "bucks stopping with him", you know without looking someone asked Jerry Jones about his coaches.
"Disappointed is not the word. There’s no question that we were given an opportunity, there were things we could have taken advantage of," Jones said.
It doesn't help
I had to call in sick for school today. It's not that I can't keep anything down, it's that I can't keep anything in. Bear with me while I type this in a Tylenol haze. Plain rice for me!
Now ex-Dolphins RB Mark Walton was cut today after he
It's that time again- time to examine the biggest NFL felonies (real or metaphorical) of the last couple of days weeks (gimme a break, new fatherhood is a bitch). It's CrimeBeat! and you will listen to EVERY LAST WORD I SAY!
ACCUSED: Corbyn Nyemah
CHARGE: Attempted Home Invasion, Property Damage, Cuckoldry
DeSean Jackson is done for the year, opting to get core muscle surgery to solve whatever's ailing him.
According to Doug Pederson, what had been a small abdominal tear has turned into the muscle tearing completely off the bone.
Also done for the year? Cam Newton, who has