Your DOGGIE Westminster Show Open Thread

Nothing matters tonight other than watching cool doggies doing their thing and, hopefully, pooping on the carpet. All your details are here: https://www.westminsterkennelclub.org/ TV coverage is on Fox Sports. For all of you that don't know, Ryan Reynolds, my personal spirit guide, has decided to sponsor The Show through his gin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhoMJRuz0eA Now get to

Your “And Then Depression Set In” Post Fitbawl Wednesday Daytime Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrYkeXNYOG8 As much as we like to make fun of "The League", having no Fitbawl to look forward to IS an adjustment. But there is Fitbawl News. The Chefs are having themselves a parade today. Former Carolina Panthers' TE Greg Olsen has been quoted as saying his departure wasn't quite as much

Love Not The Wronger

Sunday morning - a quiet suburban household before breakfast “Family meeting!” Each person in the house dreaded those words. No one likes talking about their feelings ever, unless there are cameras and a paycheque, and the situation is always worse when the person at the perceived centre of the tension refuses to

Dok Zymm – International Woman of Mystery – Chapter 1

Author's Note: This series of posts is borne out of my firm belief that Commentist Dok Zymm is actually a secret agent for a nefarious secret agency currently unknown to the general public or even Congress. Her current job serves as a perfect cover to gather intelligence while her

Your “Who Is He Dares Enter These My Woods?” Monday Evening Open Thread

This past weekend I decided on one more quick trip out of town. Christmas with Mom had gone well, and WineWife wasn't disappointed with my New Year's plans. So when an offer showed up in my inbox from one of [DFO]'s inner circle, I leaped at the chance to meet

Sexy Soccer Saturday Morning Open Thread and Champions League Group Stage Review

Good morning everyone! Today is the first day this fall without any college football! No, Army-Navy doesn't count as football. It's on par with Russian military parades and North Korean Dear Leader rallies as far as the propaganda machine goes. So, I am completely ignoring it and focusing on the

Your “Expectations & Obligations” Saturday Evening Post

So tonight is WineWife's Office Christmas party. We've all been down that road before - the +1 to a partner's corporate function. It's so much worse when you are the invitee, because there's some sort of higher expectation for both bad and good behaviour. The co-workers all want to see