This amazing picture that was posted on Sharkbait's Limoncello post on Friday morning:
There is a lot going on here. Of course, this picture was posted by Moose (who else?), but it was actually in response to a comment by Son Of Spam where he mentioned how much I like all
Yes, I know it's Tuesday and Eventual Balls Thoughts usually posts on Mondays. Well, the 33 games in 20 days thing that the AFL is doing has made it so the AFL Beat publishes on odd days. Thus, today would not be an AFL-Beat day so I decided
The big news of the day is the speculation about whether the "Power 5" conferences will cancel their fall football seasons, and the ancillary impact that will have on the NFL.
FYI - the "Power Five" are the ACC, Big-10, Big 12, Pac-12 and SEC.
The ideal solution
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Consider me the surrogate mother that got paid with gently used fleshlights.
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It's the start of another week. Hopefully you all had a good weekend. Congratulations to LemonJello for correctly guessing the Sexy Friday hidden theme. His guess was "Is the theme that we can’t see their faces? OR it’s that THEY DON’T HAVE FACES!"
The AFL Beat will take over the
I know that beerguyrob does an awesome job of getting information for you guys on what's on the TV that you can watch. I usually don't bother with that because:
I'm lazyYeah, that's pretty much it.
Given the fact that sports are now back in action, that doesn't seem
It's the start of another week. Hopefully you all had a good weekend. The person that came closest to guessing the Sexy Friday hidden theme was King Hippo with his guess of "shoulders". We were looking for a bit more than that, but I know teh Hippo loves
I'm not gonna say much except to note that MLB is back and the Dodgers are charging their fans $300 at minimum for putting up posters of themselves on the seats.
That's some serious bullshit but also proves the old adage that a fool and his money are soon parted.
Halas Hall Board Room — Lake Forest — 8:44 AM
General Manager Ryan Pace knocks once and enters through the doorway. The room is occupied but eerily dark for a Wednesday morning. His coworker, Head Coach Matt Nagy, is the only person seated at the large conference table that dominates the
Fun fact: he wanted the seal on the side to avoid being meme'd about blowjobs.
The turds are mad at the punch bowl: The NFL announced that all fans attending games this season will be required to wear "face coverings".
That's if fans are allowed to attend in-person at
The negotiations between the union & the league are getting down to the nitty gritty of how to start the season:
Players will receive daily COVID-19 tests for the first two weeks of camp.
Players will need consecutive negative tests before they will be allowed into team facilities.
It's the start of another week. Hopefully you all had a good weekend. Congratulations to monty this seems strange to me for guessing correctly the hidden theme to Sexy Friday! There will be another hidden theme next Friday.
The Week in DFO
Here are the things I read in