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BC Dick - March 7, 2023March 7, 2023

The final month. The stretch drive. The long walk off a short pier. That’s where we are finally at in this endless winter of a bowling season. The sun is out, the snow is gone, yard waste collection has resumed, but the league year continues unabated. It cares not for

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BC Dick - February 14, 2023February 14, 2023

The march continues. The ‘fingers are still mired in second-last place. After what very well may be 6 games in the second half (or so) of the year we’ve managed 16 points. The leaders have 34 and the next 6 teams are all cheek-to-jowl with 28 to 32 points each.

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BC Dick - January 24, 2023January 24, 2023

The list of “greatest” bowling movies is a very short one. I know of only two films that are either based on or feature a significant amount of bowling. Those, of course, are The Big Lebowski and Kingpin. The first and only list I looked at, from a reputable source,

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BC Dick - December 13, 2022December 13, 2022

We played the babes of the bowling alley last Tuesday night. Usually they bowl in pyjamas. Tonight was a normal clothing affair, though. Mid twenties i would say, all of them. The rigours of age had yet to wear them down to the craggy, hump-backed crones that typically inhabit the

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BC Dick - November 1, 2022November 1, 2022

I woke up naked in a hotel room on Sunday morning covered in milk. There was nary a carton in sight. It was a hell of a Halloween party. After a mind-numbingly dull week of work the chance to let loose and drink in the joy of the season was greatly

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BC Dick - October 25, 2022October 25, 2022

Last week a little bug-eyed birdie told me I should be wiping the oil slicks off my ball. And wipe my ball I did. Every time I got my hands on that smooth 16 pounder I gave it a thorough rub-down. Boy, oh boy, playing with a sparkling clean ball

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BC Dick - October 11, 2022October 11, 2022

The only thing better than true happiness is absolutely not giving a shit. This truth we, the nihilist association of something or other, hold to be self-evident. In perhaps a similar vein, the only thing better than luck is dumb luck. Dumb luck has served me well. Rather than the

CrimeBeat!: Meth-Smoking Clown Arrested at Waffle House

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - March 10, 2016March 10, 2016

Welcome again, imaginary Internet friends! Ohhh men. MEN! The offseason blotter is finally heating up, and CrimeBeat! is here with as many of the sphincter-clenching reality-bombs about the men behind the game we love as I feel like typing about while avoiding work. Joseph Randle got arrested again, but it

DFO’s Pro Bowl Gambling Spectacular! Part I

ballsofsteelandfury - January 26, 2016January 26, 2016

Since betting on the Pro Bowl is the most insanely stupid thing anyone can do, you bet your sweet ass that we are all over it! The teams for the Pro Bowl will be "drafted" on Wednesday and the odds and prop bets will be out shortly thereafter. In the

MMQB Mad Libs : ONLY IN NY!!

Doktor Zymm - October 6, 2015October 6, 2015

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MMQB Mad Libs : Weirdly Weirdness Abounds!

Mad Libs

Doktor Zymm - September 29, 2015September 29, 2015

PK Mad Libs! Plural Noun: Adjective: Word beginning with U : Adjective: Verb (Past Tense): Plural Noun: Verb ending in ing: Adjective: Adjective: Noun: Noun: Plural Noun: Verb: Plural Noun: Adverb: Adjective: Emotion: Adjective: Superlative adjective: Adjective: Adjective: Try it function myFunction() { var x = document.getElementById("frm1"); var y = [ " fit into the 2015 NFL jigsaw puzzle.

MMQB Mad Libs : What’s Weird this Week?

Doktor Zymm - September 21, 2015September 21, 2015

PK Mad Libs! Number: Adjective: Noun: Verb: Adjective: Adverb: Adjective: Verb (Past Tense): Adjective: Noun (Plural): Noun: Noun: City: Adjective: Verb: Verb: Noun (Plural): Body Part: Verb ending in ing: Adjective: Person involved in football: Noun: Adjective: Noun (Plural): Verb: Noun: Try it function myFunction() { var x = document.getElementById("frm1"); var y = [ " things we never saw coming1. The NFC East is going