Hey all, hope you're well and sticking to whatever resolutions you made. I plan to start to eat less crap and just less in general. We also started a new budgeting thingy, so want to continue with that as well, with the hopes of someday retiring with moar than a
Are you ready for some football Christmas? It's only 10 days away now. I was at the mall last week to try to finish some of my shopping. That's the first time since I was in a mall since March. Had to answer a bunch of questions on the way
Two things this past year has brought me unbridled joy. The two things almost seem like they are dichotomy opposed. See, my girlfriend struggles with anxiety, so she has a weekly call with her psychologist. During these calls, I put on my 2020 outdoor wear. Which looks like a cross
I'm just going to let the headline do the talking:
Mike McCarthy channels inner Gallagher, smashes watermelons before Cowboys' win over Vikings
Apparently, to make his point in front of very large African-American gentlemen, Mike McCarthy made his point to the team by having coaches roll watermelons in
It's all about the pain today:
Bears quarterback Nick Foles is day-to-day with an injury to his right hip and gluteus maximus.
Initial tests showed no fracture to his hip, so they are hoping it's just bruises & he will be ready to go after their bye.
Ben Roethlisberger is among four Steelers added to reserve/COVID-19 list, joining already quarantined teammate Vance McDonald.
They all will be isolated for five days. Each will have to pass COVID-19 tests throughout the week if they want to be able to play in Sunday's game against Cincinnati.
Place: At the beginning of the Ninth and Final Circle of Hell
Time: Two minutes after TWBS got the shit scared out of him by the loudest ass hockey horn he's ever heard.
TWBS: Ok, so if they're not towers, what are they?
The duo continue walking and finally TWBS
Well, there's finally proof that COVID can cross over to the animal kingdom, as Broncos GM & noted equine hybrid John Elway has tested positive for the disease.
Contact tracing appears to show the exposure came...from outside the building!
Since the team facility is closed for election day,
Place: At the top of the bloody waterfall and that's not a British adjective it's literally a waterfall created out of a river of blood.
Time: About ten seconds after TWBS peeked over the waterfall and saw a nasty creature swimming up towards him and Balls.
TWBS: What the fuck
Place: At the top of a very steep slope created by an earthquake when Jesus went down to hell.
Time: About twenty five seconds after Balls shot a finger gun into the air
TWBS and BALLS singing/yelling together: MY NECK! MY BACK! LICK MY PUSSY AND MY CRACK!
Hey look - a Tuesday without football!
Damn - I was getting used to that.
The Dolphins have had enough of Ryan Fitzpatrick, so they have decided to move Tua up to first-team and named him the starter for their next game.
They are taking advantage of their bye week
Tuesday football? A hobo-free Wednesday? Beerguy on a Thursday? Truly, these are the strangest of times.
The Ravens are apparently still pissed at the Bengals for going for the late field goal & robbing them of a shutout.
Ravens DC Don “Wink” Martindale apparently yelled something the on-field mics