Your “Hotheads Hotheading” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL Noise: The AB thing is over a $4000 moving dispute. A company he hired to store & ship his stuff back from California refused to unload it at his house because he refused to pay. When the van drove away, AB threw rocks at it, causing minor damage. When

Your “Take It Where You Can” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Notes: Raise your juice boxes in appreciation - Eli Manning has retired.   It will be formally announced at a special press conference on Friday, after Eli & Daniel finish their final sleepover in The Meadowlands. After 16 seasons & one "fuck you" to the Spanos family, Eli hangs up

The Bleergh Report – Divisional weekend

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here are the Divisional weekend's best and worst penalties. I was unable to find the data in anything other than PDF (NFL gamesheets) this week, so these numbers are what I found from said game sheets. Here's a random breakdown of

Your Methadone Monday Evening Open thread

(I've used this type of headline before. I regret nothing.) It's both MLK Day & post-Conference Championship Monday, so anyone who can isn't working. NFL Notes: Tom Brady is stirring the pot to see what the Patriots will do. The final two years of Brady's contract will automatically void on the first

The Bleergh Report – Wildcard weekend

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here are the Wildcard weekend's best and worst penalties. I was unable to find the data in anything other than PDF (NFL gamesheets) this week, so these numbers are what i found from said game sheets. For those keeping track

Your Wednesday Evening Snow Day Open Thread

NFL Nuggets: Panthers LB Luke Kuechly is retiring after eight seasons. Given all the injuries, it's really been about six actual playing seasons. Which kinda, sorta explains why he's out. It's not like his contract had expired either, as Kuechly had two years remaining on his deal in Carolina and is

Your “Know Your Strengths” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Noise: The Browns have officially hired (now) former Vikings OC Kevin Stefanski as their new head coach. It's a five-year deal, terms undisclosed. It's worth noting that he's the fifth head coach since Jimmy Haslam bought the team in 2012. But they are no longer paying Hue Jackson, so

Your “Nothing Lasts Forever But The Earth and Sky” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL Notes: Well, the league decided to hold off naming the Centennial Hall of Fame class until a special reveal LIVE! on "Good Morning Football" on the NFL Network on January 15th. Because nothing says "must-see TV" like an announcement on the 9/12 newsdump of football shows. Mark Ingram returned

Your “Poor, Poor Pitiful Me” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets: In a long, rambling, delusional & highly self-serving Instagram post, Dreamboat says he'll be playing in 2020. For example: "In both life and football, failure is inevitable. You don't always win. You can, however, learn from that failure, pick yourself up with great enthusiasm, and place yourself in the

Your “Feed Me (Richard) Seymour!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Noise: It's mostly coaching news today: It was, according to PFT, "Love at first sight" between Jerry Jones & Mike McCarthy. BTW - worst Marvel pairing since Sue Storm & Matt Murdock. The Panthers are hiring Baylor's Matt Rhule as their new coach. It's a seven-year, $60 million deal, which

The Bleergh Report – Week 16

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's week sixteen's best and worst penalties**. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm sure