The D of S, Cerchio Uno

Place: A dark forest Time: A few minutes after TWBS got kicked out of St. Peter's gates TWBS and BALLS are walking along a path in the dark forest. BALLS is catching TWBS up on what's happened since he's... left. TWBS: Wait, so Beastie started writing HRTN again?!? BALLS:

2018 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Preview

*Camera goes on to reveal Donald Trump inside Trump Tower late at night. Trump is holding and reading from his ipad, with a smile on his face, until he reads the latest headline on AOL's main page* Trump in a sarcastic voice: Oh you really nailed me there, Oliver. I've been

The 2018 Miami Dolphins Preview: Where Hope goes to Die

Do you like the national anthem controversy? Well then I have a team for you! In a desperate act to get people to stop associating their team with Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, the Miami Dolphins have now become associated with fascism. Way to go guys! Last season, Kenny Stills, Donkey Kong

The Nine Circles of Leasts – Week 4

Crank that music up!!! It's Time!!! First Circle (Limbo) – Most injuries happen before the game even starts, yet we have been blessed to see so many players go down during them (phrasing!). Andrew Luck and Marshawn Lynch both sat out last week to heal some nagging injuries killing anyone playing them in

9 Circles of Leasts – Week 1 Preseason

First Circle (Limbo) – Kevin White's  shin - Severe shin splints lands Kevin White onto the PUP list leaving all Chicago fans to say "Yeah but look what ODB did in New York" Second Circle (Lust) – Brandon Weeden - Know what it takes to make a drunken party boy look

The 9 Circles of Leasts 08/07/2015

First Circle (Limbo) – Arian Foster's shredded groin and Michael Floyd's broken fingers, both will miss most of the first half of the season. Second Circle (Lust) –  Nothing like a lover scorned and Brandon Marshall's finger pointing lands him here. (Side note the Jet's streak continues everyone!) Third Circle (Gluttony) –  Buffalo Bills don't


This isn't Duchess' Inferno. If anything I am Virgil, here to guide you on a tour... well o.k. probably I am more akin to Virgin since this is my first time. First Circle (Limbo) – the Kommunity. Limbo is a place for people who would have had a great day/week had