It’s December already!?! Tuesday night open thread

As BGR is on the IR with a shoulder owie (wishing him a most speedy recovery) there is a little known DFO bylaw that states that the Tuesday night open thread should be done by a Canadian with three words in their screen name.  Who knew? So, as one of the

Your “Who’s That Mysterious Figure?” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

It was a cold night. Not historically cold or even stereotypically cold given how goddamn freezing it can get around these parts but just objectively and objectionably cold. I hate it when people dismiss temperatures in the 20s (that's Fahrenheit, obviously) as "not that bad"--Fuck you, when condensation chills to

Instant Hippo Thoughts/Mini-JV Preview – Afrikan-American Friday, #NuAIDS Season

Hey howdy, y'all.  Hope you are wallowing in your shame like a good Commentist should.  Let's talk some FITBAW!! Sparta Prague completed Celtic's utter humiliation, bouncing them from the NIT Shempions League.  Two late goals bloated the scoreline all the way to 4-1.  Ouchy the fook ouch!  Celtic are fuckweasels, plus