Happy first Friday in December. This December feels a little bit different thanks to *gestures wildly* everything going on, But I'm going to try and be festive damnit, since Christmas is one of my favorite holidays. Another reason this feels a bit different is that the Sharkbait clan is moving
This will be a big show. Moxley vs Omega will be a war. Kazarian is a WRESTLER and could carry me to a 4 star match. The battle royal is set up to further some important storylines (Page and the Dark Order, MJF vs Wardlow, Guevara vs MJF, etc)
Whilst many hot-takers are pouring shit all over the good (huh?) folks of Baltimore and their football team, Who could have seen this happening during a pandemic, really? I choose to admire the power that the Ravens have over the league. Not only have they embarrassed said league by forcing them
As BGR is on the IR with a shoulder owie (wishing him a most speedy recovery) there is a little known DFO bylaw that states that the Tuesday night open thread should be done by a Canadian with three words in their screen name. Who knew?
So, as one of the
Well, you've probably heard by now that Tuesday Night Football has morphed into (first ever?) Wednesday Night Football. All it took was a bunch of plucky Ravens team members/staff testing positive for eight days in a row. What kind of hellfire will The Commish unleash on this team after the
It was a cold night. Not historically cold or even stereotypically cold given how goddamn freezing it can get around these parts but just objectively and objectionably cold. I hate it when people dismiss temperatures in the 20s (that's Fahrenheit, obviously) as "not that bad"--Fuck you, when condensation chills to
TO THE GAMES!
Last week Kamara had no catches in a game for the first time in his career. That's what happens when you play with a mobile qb that uses his wheels instead of dumping the ball when he's under pressure. Still, Alvin will get some yards on the ground
What's going on? Almost too much, right? Yesterday the news broke in wave after wave of infos. Patricia has been exiled to a Golden Corral upstate, a female kicker made history with a squibber, the Broncos lost all their qb's and the Ravens are coviding to the tune of 20
Diego Maradona, one of the greatest players of the game we know as Lesser Footy, that Americans call soccer, and that the rest of the world, civilized and English, (are they even human?), just call football, as well as one of the greatest characters of humanity, passed away on 11/25/20.
If TWBS was still alive and still doing Sexy Friday, he'd be posting pictures of black girls today. At least I like to think he would. And he'd include a picture of Asia. And we'd all have a good laugh thinking about how he loved to pick
Happy Black Friday! I trust your Thanksgivings (or for our Canadian neighbo(u)rs Thursday) were happy and safely celebrated. We did a low key dinner with just the three of us, interspersed with multiple video calls so we can see family. Such is the normal for 2020. As much as it
Hey howdy, y'all. Hope you are wallowing in your shame like a good Commentist should. Let's talk some FITBAW!!
Sparta Prague completed Celtic's utter humiliation, bouncing them from the NIT Shempions League. Two late goals bloated the scoreline all the way to 4-1. Ouchy the fook ouch! Celtic are fuckweasels, plus