Your “IT’S HERE! IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE!” Superb Owl Open Thread

There's much talk of drinkling and fooding in the early thread so I know that everyone is doing it right proper today. The forty-five minutes I spent on the elliptical (god, I hate that motherfucker) won't even begin to justify the calories that I'll be absorbing through the day but

Saturday Evening Post: Hate Week Concludes.

Banner Image Via ME Motherfuckers! Good evening everyone. That beautiful goddamn banner photo was taken by your humble narrator personally last November 30th for the very last concert EVER! from Slayer. Brother DJ Taj and I are both thrash metal maniacs and for me this was the 4th time I've seen

Your “Revving It Into The Red” Friday Evening Open Thread

Just A Little Moar Hate According to multiple sports news outlets, Superb Owl LIV (Tyler) is the first Superb Owl in which both teams' primary color is red.  Now, I don't know if this is actually true.  I presume they have a crack team of assholes to research this.  And it

Commentist Beer Barrel: Boots on the Ground – Burgeon Third Anniversary Invitational

This is a bit of a departure from your usual DFO Hate Week musings, as I wanted to bring you a brief interlude of something good. There are few things better than local independent craft beer, at least, in my mind, and the day before the Conference Championship series, I

Your “Guess What Day It Is” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Mike, Mike, Mike.... Guess what day it is. HUMP DAY!!!!! Yep, we're halfway there this week.  Only four days until the LIV Tyler Superb Owl too. Anywhoooo... It's time to start making plans if you haven't already.  Who are you inviting to your house foar the game?  Who has invited you to their house?  What

“C*ck Weasel” and Other Terms of Affection: Your Monday of Hate Week 2020 Open Thread

Brothers and sisters, I welcome you to DFO Hate Week 2020. Hate Week is our annual pre-Super Bowl spiritual enema, casting out the residual toxins of the Season That Was and preparing ourselves for the new and exciting toxins to come. Today, I present my List of Unpopular Opinions. Feel free to

Your “I Don’t Give A Crap” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Earlier today, King Hippo  posted something called Nihilism Weekend, 2020 Edition.  Perhaps he is better versed in the English language than myself, considering what I titled THIS piece.  Them law talking dudes can be tricky sometimes. But regardless of my lack of couth, we all had some fun earlier today on

Your “Was I Snoring Too Loud?” Friday Evening Open Thread

This week's theme is a suggestion by some person who may or may not be known by the moniker of Rikki-Tikki-Deadly. You can't prove anything!!!!!!! Frankly, when the suggestion was made, I was ashamed of myself that I hadn't already thought of it myself.  Honestly. IMHO there are very few things that are