Your “Everybody’s History Is History” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: Julian Edelman, noted by nfl.com as "one of the few active Jewish NFL players", has offered to take DeSean Jackson to the Holocaust Museum in DC to help educate each other. In exchange, he wants Jackson to take him to the African-American Museum of History and Culture so

Your “All Hail Our Blessed Saviour, Soccer” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Noise: It's all about reducing capacity & costs today: The Ravens announced they will go as low as 14,000 per home game, to accommodate social distancing. That's 80% below their maximum capacity of 71,000 fans. No word on Purple camo masks. The Chiefs have announced a season-ticket holder-only plan.

Your July 8th EPL Lesser Footy Open Thread: Did Fetuszilla finally become Babyzilla?

Hello Sports fans and people who rather watch lesser footy than work! We have 4 games on the menu today. Unfortunately, three of them are on at the same time. This is about the only time a three way isn't good. If the EPL was smart, this could have been a

Your “It Can’t Really Be That Hard, Can It?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets: In honour of the passing of Ennio Morricone, I present to you a triptych of emotions: (press play) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1PfrmCGFnk The good: Patrick Mahomes is as happy as a guy worth nearly a half-billion dollars could be. "I'm just glad I get to continue building this legacy in Kansas City," Mahomes

Your matchday 34 EPL Lesser Footy thread: Important games are being played today

Hello Lesser Footy fans!   Welcome to the start of Match day 34 in the EPL.   We have 3 games on today's menu and all are extremely important.   Match 1A: The Relegation Bowl (1PM EST)     This is a match between two teams that have a combined 1 tie and 9 losses over their last 10.

Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: The big news is Patrick Mahomes agreeing to a 10-year, $450 million extension with the Chiefs. It's a total of $477.6 million over the next 12 seasons. The injury guarantee is $140 million. Mike Trout had previously held the record for the largest professional contract when he signed

An Imaginary Pretend Man City Tribute…Plus MOAR!

Welcome to July (or Jew-LIE!!!! if from Mississippi), with Lesser Footy now back in full swing.  Most of the fixtures are even watchable now! First, a tribute.  Pretend Man City (2048-49 season) just signed a shit-hot new Keeper, England's #1 at the age of 23.  He's 6'4" and Black Like Me

Your So Happy It’s Thursday Before July 4th Holiday Open thread

Good evening, all! Your normal evening thread host, Beerguyrob, is off somewhere in British Columbia celebrating the end of the school year. That means you get me today and tomorrow. I did check with the authorities and they told me in very clear terms that I could not