At work today, I got distracted on the Web looking for glues with the most intoxicating bouquet. And then, “Kobe Bryant Dies in a Helicopter Crash” popped up. The first thing I thought of was Bryant ravaging NBA defenses like AIDS inside Roy Cohn, and then the Colorado rape allegations.
Earlier today, King Hippo posted something called Nihilism Weekend, 2020 Edition. Perhaps he is better versed in the English language than myself, considering what I titled THIS piece. Them law talking dudes can be tricky sometimes.
But regardless of my lack of couth, we all had some fun earlier today on
Holy cats, y'all. No FITBAW. No Premiership. A handful of FA Cup ties that I could give two shits about. I have one Shitty Wolves hoopsball match to "enjoy" and otherwise...a vast desert of fuckall.
With that, I will repeat my pre-game query from last Sunday. Who are the coolest supporters
This week's theme is a suggestion by some person who may or may not be known by the moniker of Rikki-Tikki-Deadly.
You can't prove anything!!!!!!!
Frankly, when the suggestion was made, I was ashamed of myself that I hadn't already thought of it myself. Honestly.
IMHO there are very few things that are
The AB thing is over a $4000 moving dispute.
A company he hired to store & ship his stuff back from California refused to unload it at his house because he refused to pay.
When the van drove away, AB threw rocks at it, causing minor damage.
Raise your juice boxes in appreciation - Eli Manning has retired.
It will be formally announced at a special press conference on Friday, after Eli & Daniel finish their final sleepover in The Meadowlands.
After 16 seasons & one "fuck you" to the Spanos family, Eli hangs up
(I've used this type of headline before. I regret nothing.)
It's both MLK Day & post-Conference Championship Monday, so anyone who can isn't working.
Tom Brady is stirring the pot to see what the Patriots will do.
The final two years of Brady's contract will automatically void on the first
The eyes of a nation shift from Kansas City to San Francisco. The tv is changed from CBS to Fox. Mozza stix have been replaced by chicken wings. A glass of scotch that doesn't need to be topped up is topped up. Balls are scratched. Someone finally notices the huge
The countdown has begun. Only two more games after this one. Well, I'm sure people started counting down before now but I'm not able to handle anything beyond three so this is when I start. Both games today are rematches and the googler tells me that when teams meet again
Being Vancouver, the snow that paralyzed us on Wednesday is all but gone by Saturday. The rest of the country may go back to mocking us for our inability to cope. Also, St. John's, NL had 75 cm of snow & 100 km/h winds on Friday, leading to a state
Hoy tenemos muchas noticias de las ligas de los países donde se habla español. Por eso, vamos a empezar hablando en este bello lenguaje.
Y vamos a empezar en España, donde el líder de la competencia ha cambiado de técnico.
/ pone el dedo en el oído
Y'all should really learn a second
Normally I am more attracted to petite girls. But every now and again I find myself looking slightly upwards and thinking... yeah ok, fine by me. Let's do this.
Never happens, though. Most tall girls don't like it when they're taller than their date. Trust me.
Meh, you can't have everything. Climbing