Welcome to July (or Jew-LIE!!!! if from Mississippi), with Lesser Footy now back in full swing. Most of the fixtures are even watchable now!
First, a tribute. Pretend Man City (2048-49 season) just signed a shit-hot new Keeper, England's #1 at the age of 23. He's 6'4" and Black Like Me
Since tomorrow is July 4th, today was a holiday for me. That meant no work and the start of a nice long weekend.
Usually people would be barbecuing and getting together to watch fireworks shows. Even in the age of COVID 19, I'm sure a lot of people are still
Good evening, all! Your normal evening thread host, Beerguyrob, is off somewhere in British Columbia celebrating the end of the school year. That means you get me today and tomorrow.
I did check with the authorities and they told me in very clear terms that I could not
Oh you poor bastiches, did you wander into the wrong dark alley of the Internet on the wrong day. That's right, the Good Reverend is back at the pulpit, here to save whatever shreds of a soul you may have. So sit back, relax, and get ready for 34 solid
Apparently they are still looking into the Robert Kraft case, as the Florida Appeals Court had a hearing today about the constitutionality of the search warrants.
Deputy Solicitor General Jeffrey DeSousa pleaded his case today that the lower court rulings should be thrown out and the recording
Obviously, the big news from the weekend is the Pats signing Cam Newton to a one-year deal.
With incentives, it's worth up to $7.5 million.
This will be the ultimate Belichick "it's the system, not the player" move, as he has Newton, Jarrett Stidham AND Brian Hoyer at
My quest to spend all weekend intoxicated continues apace. Time out was taken to doing the gardening chores today, but that just meant "hard work" beers, which were "Trash Panda IPAs".
A tad heavy, but since I was done for the day I didn't much care. They were cold, in my
As is tradition, a version of this must be played to announce the official beginning of summer vacation. This year, I've chosen Switzerland's finest 80s metal band.
Marc Storace gave Kevin Cronin of REO Speedwagon a real run for his money in the permed mullet department.
Which all begs the self-loathing
Tis a strange schedule. You get one Premiership fixture each day, at bizarre times. Saturday has ONLY the early bird special, which features Euro-curious Wolves away to "just happy to be here" Villa (7:30, NBCSN). I feel like a lunatic setting me alarms for this. But I will. Saints at
Do you guys read our author bios? They're at the bottom of each post and they're meant to tell you a little bit about the writers and how they get their inspiration.
My favourite is Beastmode Ate My Baby's bio. It reads as follows:
A frequent guest-star on the award-winning
Nodules of NFL News:
The big news today is that the Hall of Fame Game has been officially cancelled.
This was widely expected, but still needed to be publicly announced to avoid the arrival of thousands of motor homes in Canton, Ohio.
Having been there during HoF Week, I
The big news is Dr. Fauci saying whether an NFL season -- or college football season -- takes place this fall is "impossible to call" at this juncture.
He clarified his remarks about teams maintaining a "bubble", where he said,
"I was asked by officials from the NFL