Your Yinzer Injury Report 2019

WCS - October 18, 2019

Oh, I’m told this the Bye Week update? Screw that, title still stands. THE BENS TEEM HAS LOTS OF OWIES IN ALL OVER BODYSPOT This team had serious question marks to start this season, and like 908% of the offense has gotten hurt since the opening kick-off to start the season. 2-4

Balls Influences – Writing

ballsofsteelandfury - August 7, 2019August 4, 2019

I grew up in Southern California. The 80s and 90s were a glorious time to live in Los Angeles. Hell, every decade has been a great time to live here, but, in particular, those years were specially great because of the music, sports, and culture going on around L.A.

Your “Sweet Holy Hell It’s Early” Sunday Morning Cricket Thread

Beerguyrob - July 14, 2019July 12, 2019

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So the other night I was joking around about the Cricket World Cup, and how I didn't think there should be an Open Thread because it's: On too damned early, and Too obscure Well, I've been shamed. So here we go. The final match of the tournament is between England (the hosts)

LET’S PLAY SOME GOLF! OR JUST SIT ON THE COUCH AND DRINK BEER ALL DAY WATCHING TV!

WCS - June 13, 2019June 13, 2019

IT'S HERE! IT'S FINALLY HERE! Yeah, we already had The Masters (and you know my thoughts about Augusta National), and the PGA Championship was definitely a lot of fun, but, now it's time for the greatest golf tournament of the year. It's the 119th edition of the United States Open

A Tradition Like Any Other: Augusta National Can F*** Right Off

WCS - April 11, 2019April 11, 2019

Here's a secret: I despise the dipshits who run Augusta National Golf Club. Glad-handing, misogynist dickheads who use the ideas of "tradition" and "the old ways" to actively make their golf tournament as white as possible. IT'S A GOLF TOURNAMENT YOU FUCKING FUCKS. Fuck these people with Satan's chainsaw wang. Yeah,

Fine Dining

Other

blaxabbath - March 21, 2019March 21, 2019

Bettola Bistro, 5:30 pm, March 21, 2019 Three men enter and are seated at a table in the otherwise-empty restaurant. The men convey a positive mood that suggests to the staff that the trio had just returned from a successful golf outing or a Robert Kraft-esque visit to a Northglenn strip

Boots on the ground – Let’s get wild(ish)

Game Time Decision - October 16, 2018October 11, 2018

A couple of weeks ago I'm grinding away at work and get an email. It's from my work's social committee and we're invited to go to the Toronto zoo for the day with your family. And lunch is provided. Sweet. The following is my attempt to document my day. Early forecasts for

Boots on the ground – Mann-handled

Game Time Decision - September 18, 2018September 17, 2018

Hi all and welcome to my first ever article on the inter-webs. I'm Game Time Decision and will be your host for this article. I'm a long time reader, occasional kommenter and came here as part of the exodus from the site that shall-not-be-named. I'm one of the Canacks around

Have Your Say: The 3rd Annual [DFO] Commentist Survey

The Maestro - February 15, 2018February 13, 2018

It's about that time of year, folks... Once again, we'd like to get some input from you on what to do with this here website! Hopefully your input can lead to some good updates and changes for the positive at the [DFO] clubhouse - maybe some new wallpaper and carpeting

25 Questions About…

ballsofsteelandfury - August 29, 2017August 27, 2017

This: Now, you non-Spanish speakers may not understand the picture I just showed you. It is, ostensibly, a movie poster for a film called The ChickenFucker. No, this is not the South Park episode, this is something else entirely. Live action. Apparently. I know I have questions. You may too: 1- Is the

YA BETTA SUE SOMEBODAYYYY: Your [DFO] Law and Fantasy Football Mailbag

trollsoharduniversity - August 16, 2017August 19, 2017

Nazis! Suspensions! Nuclear War! Trades! What a week for questions about law and fantasy football! Unsurprisingly, most of your law questions were about our Ululating Sack Of Wet FartsDear Leader and the legal ramifications of his relentless drive to make this world an even more terrible place than it already

25 Questions About…

ballsofsteelandfury - July 12, 2017July 12, 2017

This I speak of course, about the ole In-n-Out. If you are reading the header, you are probably thinking, "There goes Balls, going into something sexual again! I wonder if he's going to talk about ass play again..." Well, dear reader, you are partially correct. As you well know, I can