Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 3 and AFL Preview!

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In these Off-season Open Threads, I'll sum up the week that was, provide you with TMI-style information, and throw some random spaghetti at the wall and see if it sticks. Tonight is a bit different because I'm sticking my AFL season preview in this post instead of making it a separate

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Request Line from Beyond. The Former Missus’ Baked pork chops and rice

Good morning and happy Sunday! Holy fucking shit am I tired of this fucking rain. I'm sure most have you have seen the mudslides, cliffs collapsing, roads getting undercut, pothole insanity that we've been getting in California this year. This fucking place has no idea how to rain properly. We'll go

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Season Ten premiere! Chicken Penne? Rigatoni? Mostaccioli? Ziti? You cooked it, You Name it

Good morning everyone! Well holy shit and goddamnit, would you look at that? And it's a 3-day weekend too! Woo hoo! Season motherfucking ten of Sunday Gravy in the motherfucking house! No, I'm not going to Roman numeralize it and call it season "X" because fuck that Space Karen motherfucker for forever ruining the

A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!

Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people's sense of time, space, and perception. 2024 is already six weeks old, we never really had winter in Yinzburgh, and I can't tell if the days are getting longer (sort

Most Unusual Superb Owl (2023 Season) Thoughts

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Well, was that a classic or a shitshow?  Really, it was both.  For 3+ quarters of footy, only the kickers really did anything.  Nothing really happened with either offense. Then...everything happened.  Except we were 1 second on the play clock away from entering Q6. Two turnovers each way, but only the Chefs

Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day Part Deux

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Turns out today is LITERALLY a Rainy Day here in LA. Who knew? As the fallout from yesterday's games is coming through, here are a few things to note: *** Jason Kelce is the better Kelce brother. He's a big adorable teddy bear, has a hot wife, and is incredibly funny. It's really