Your “IT’S HERE! IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE!” Superb Owl Open Thread

There's much talk of drinkling and fooding in the early thread so I know that everyone is doing it right proper today. The forty-five minutes I spent on the elliptical (god, I hate that motherfucker) won't even begin to justify the calories that I'll be absorbing through the day but

Your Most Open of Open Threads

I thought I'd throw something together to bridge the gap between Hippo's stuff and the nighter and my excuse is that there are some college bowl games on and this here is a site that apparently embraces that sport. There's one problem however. I know nothing about these here teams.