Welcome to the final installment of DFO Art Week. Today I'm combining the art theme with Request Line / DFO Radio to showcase some of my favorites of the many images I've put together for the series over these four years. The theme for today's Request Line is "Music as
Welcome to the fourth day of ART WEEK! Today's theme is "masterpieces" so the images you see here are the absolute favorites of many of the writers from the site, including both photoshops and original photography. I forgot to give credit to Low Commander of the Super Soldiers for his
Welcome to hump day! It's the third day of our celebration of the art history of doorfliesopen, and today we'll be taking a look at some of the most ham-fisted photoshop work that has ended up on here on the site. Endearingly ham-fisted, we hope. Enjoy!
Note that we could do
For those of you who survived the cuts, welcome to Day 2 of ART WEEK! Today we're celebrating the various banner images that have graced the site since its inception. Most of these have come from serial features, but a few were associated with single posts. Enjoy, and don't forget
Welcome to Art Week! To celebrate our fourth anniversary of working in the kontent mines, we decided (i.e. reluctantly agreed) to compile some of our favorite artwork that's been produced for the site over the years. To kick things off I've decided to make it all (mostly) about MEEEEEEE and
…The first-ever [DFO] Banner Tournament! Yes, it's been a long time coming, and now that it's almost March, it's finally here.
We went through as many banner comments as we could find from the beginning of the site (thanks, Internet Wayback Archive!), including a brand-new archive of current banners (dating from
After many hours of number-crunching, with the finest analytical minds the world has to offer working tirelessly for weeks on end to interpret the findings... we have our results from the [DFO] Commentist Survey once again, folks! Be sure to check out our top-of-the-line, A1-caliber interactive pie charts for further info
Site news: We passed 400,000 comments during the Monday Night game.
Nearest I can decipher, the magic comment was Unsurprised with, "562 comments? This can’t be that good of a game. It’s fucking Truth Biscuit vs. whatever’s left of the Vikings." For this blog, it seems appropriate. Well done people.
A young man hesitantly ventures up a dilapidated and creaky set of stairs, and approaches the front door of an equally dilapidated house in the middle of nowhere. As he gets closer, he can hear the sounds of raucous laughter and music inside. He takes out a small piece of
Howdy, folks! After two weeks, we at last have enough data to start breaking down our readership once again! Thanks to all of you who took the time to participate. And thank you for not skewing the sets too badly this year. Much appreciated.
As always, these are interactive pie charts - if
Welcome to the preliminary darkness of the off-season.
Jordy Nelson has two broken ribs. Expect him to be deactivated later this week, despite Mike McCarthy trying to game the Cowboys into prepping for him.
I'm not a doctor, but even I know playing a WR with two broken ribs
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY
The normally lavish office is in the middle of a remodel, with tarps covering the floor and masking tape applied strategically at various places. Painting implements (cans, brushes, rollers) are positioned oddly throughout the room, hanging from the walls and stuck to the floor as