Team Previews – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

“Well – Lookee Here?!” – A [DFO] 2026 Seahawks Preview

Hi everyone, I’m back again to prognosticate on the upcoming season. Today, I will look at the team I have tickets for, the Seahawks.…

Well, son of mine. It’s time for your first full football season. You arrived partway through last season, and everyone was doting on you…

Hi everyone, It’s me, your old pal Beerguy. I’m back covering my [DFO] mandatory preview / favourite team, the Atlanta Falcons Now, I don’t…

“The first words that are read by seekers of enlightenment in the secret, gong-banging, yeti-haunted valleys near the hub of the world, are when…

So, a few years ago I threw in to write the Indianapolis Colts preview. Not sure the why or when. And I’ve definitely missed…

Hey. 2025 Season In Review Pre-season prediction: 8-9 Second in the AFC South. 2 chances to snag a Wildcard berth; Slim and None,…

“Taj Casso” How old are you? I just wonder what someone so ancient considers fun? Boners? Hell no. Drunk? Hell yes Weed? Smoke…

Historically, we like to open the Arizona Cardinals season preview post with the NFLPA annual report cards. The Cardinals were dead last in previous…

In Week 4 of 2025, TEN lost 26-0 to Houston, fell to 0-4, and rookie QB Cam Ward declared: We Ass Two weeks later,…

2025 PREDICTION: 9-7-1 2025 REALITY: 8-9, which in Tampa and Atlanta’s case was NOT good enough to win the division. I bitched about the…