DFO talked to convicted murderer and anti-technology ideologue Theodore Ted Kaczynski about COVID-19. Commonly known as The Unabomber, Mr. Kach—
Ted Kaczynski: Wait. Ideologue? Do not insult me.
Door Flies Open: May I finish the voiceover?
Ted Kaczynski: No. You told me this was a TED talk.
Door Flies Open:
Ted Kaczynski: Yesterday a
In honor of [Door Flies Open]’s third “anniversary” (the site was here before, but… you know), the writing staff… nearly forgot about it. In a way, I feel that's a good thing because it means we've been around for a little while. But once we realized the moment upon us,
Ahhh yeaahh Denver. Mountains? Check. Good beer? Check. Legal weed? Check. QB interview? Well, we shall just see about that. I have absolutely no idea who I am going to speak to but I will trust that Internet Dad has this set up for me. First things first have to
Alright, third time lucky I am sure with all the optimism in San Francisco that the dysfunction will have left the facility.
/Arrives at AT&T Park
Sweet, maybe I can get some of my beloved Dirt Niners gear before my interview. Where the hell is the entrance for the Niners part of
In honor of [Door Flies Open]'s 2nd anniversary we reached back in time and reached out in person to interview one of the founding fathers of our former motherblog Kissing Suzy Kolber.
On July 10th I attended a book reading/signing in Manhattan Beach, CA. The author on hand was none other
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Here at DFO, we are proud to be a multi-national worldly bunch. We live in countries other than the United States, we were born in countries other than the US, and we have extensively traveled to countries other than the US. What we have found is that
Hard to believe it's been exactly 365 days since the mothership went down for good. Like so many of you on that fateful day one year ago, I felt confused, angry, and pretty lost; I was very grateful for the crew here at [Door Flies Open] to welcome so many people
Charlie Whitehurst is one of those lucky fellas who is employed as a backup quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts in the National Football League. That means he gets a pretty nice salary ($2 million per year on his current contract) and doesn't experience the memory-sapping abuse that starting quarterbacks endure. As
(You are reading this because Balls of Steel is a horrible gambler and decided that Blake fucking Bortles actually had a chance against the Mighty Hoyer Country.)
Kids, gather 'round ole Kenny. I'm gonna tell ya 'bout the man that taught me everything I know about bettin'. Yup, the ORIGINAL gambler
“Honey, where’s my pajama pants with the little helmets on them?”
I’m catching up with Scott Hanson at home as he gets ready for another Sunday behind the desk.
“Yeah, I wear pajama pants at work. I’m behind that desk for 7 hours, so I want to be comfortable.”
Hanson is the wildly