The Bleergh Report – Divisional weekend

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here are the Divisional weekend's best and worst penalties. I was unable to find the data in anything other than PDF (NFL gamesheets) this week, so these numbers are what I found from said game sheets. Here's a random breakdown of

The Bleergh Report – Wildcard weekend

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here are the Wildcard weekend's best and worst penalties. I was unable to find the data in anything other than PDF (NFL gamesheets) this week, so these numbers are what i found from said game sheets. For those keeping track

The Bleergh Report – Week 16

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's week sixteen's best and worst penalties**. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm sure

Balls on…The College Football Playoff

We just recently finished the semifinals and are eagerly awaiting the final and I don't think everyone is happy. This is where I usually come in. Let's just say the Balls-Signal went out. As usual, I will come in and either fix things or make them worse with everyone complaining about

I Watched It So You Didn’t Have To: Santa Girl

Welcome back to DFO’s Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it for you, so you can go for a snooze or drink more booze when your significant other forces you to watch the movie. Today’s Christmas movie

The Bleergh Report – Week 15

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week fifteen's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm

Balls on… Miss Universe

Some of you may have heard about the latest controversy surrounding the Miss Universe pageant and pageants in general. To be fair, the whole concept of a beauty pageant is, in my opinion, akin to the concept of a college football national champion being crowned by secret votes and

The Bleergh Report – Week 14

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week fourteens's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm

The Bleergh Report – Week 13

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week thirteen's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm