Chip Kelly is answering those critics the best way possible. By sending his best Cornerback Brandon Boykin across that great Alabama Sea known as mid-state Pennsylvania to their in state rivals Pittsburgh Steelers. In return the Eagles get a 2nd 3rd conditional 5th round draft pick.
The rest of the league is upset by the deal the Steelers got with one owner threatening legal action “This is a clear violation of Article 1, Section 2, Paragraph 3 of the US Constitution. They should have gotten at least 3 5th rounders.” – Jerry Richardson
(Via NFL.COM)
“I NEVER understood what Andy Reid was trying to accomplish here with THOSE kind of people. You know what I’m talkin’, about, right, Rhea?”
“Uh…”
“Yeah, you know. Andy Reid always, ALWAYS thought he could win a Super Bowl with THOSE players. I, I, IIIIII knew he couldn’t. I said it ALL the time. YOU knew he couldn’t. And what happened? HE didn’t. Now. NOW. We’ve got Chip. Chip. Chip. Chip IS a winner. A WINNER. You know why? He is DOING it the RIGHT way. The RIGHT way. Right, Rhea?”
“Uh..”
(transcript taken from WIP’s morning show 8/3/2015)
Alumni of University of Georgia?
“CHIP’S EAGLES GET A LITTLE LIGHTER”
So banning Taco Tuesdays worked?
And he delivered Boykin by driving him over on a remote controlled car!
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Oh, that’s well crafted!
Btw, I’m giddy with joy and this now changes our Steelers preview post…
Are we doing team previews? And if so, has anyone claimed that most precocious of teams, the South Alaska Seahawks?
Just curious, mind you.
We are doing them and they’ve been assigned by powers beyond your imagination.
In other words I’m pretty sure DTZM asked for volunteers. If you ask nicely you can probably get the Seahawks. Not sure who wound up with them.
Cuntler and BoS got together a great list. Sometime around the 26th-28th of August we are looking for a C-Hox preview. Moose is currently slated the preview but I don’t know that he is wedded to 12th manhood. Or you could partner up with him on it, as those of us are doing when it is shared team.
*Horatio didn’t have to share Dallas. Weird, right?
OK, that’s cool, I…
Wait…what? Moose got it? Holy hell…
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I think he had the same reaction. I also don’t know that “got it” like doing the Seattle preview was going to be a treat would be totally accurate…
/takes a sip from a tiny spoon with a nip from a bottle marked “Pete Carroll’s Tears”
No, no, go AHEAD, BE MY GUEST!
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OK, had no idea teams had been doled out already. If they get thrown my way, I’ll happily spew out a few thousand words about them (provided I’m able to use “precocious” no less than 127 times). If someone else writes it, I’ll happily read it.*
*Granted, I’ll be crushed and broken inside, a mere shell of my former Beastself, and I’ll no doubt end up a bitter and angry crank, but…ah, who are we kidding? That’ll probably happen anyway.
Moose grabbed the Seahawks because no one was taking them. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind having you either doing it or assisting.
I’d happily give Moose a hand if he needs it, although that might be like Paula Abdul trying to give Bob Fosse choreography tips.
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Hey, shut up. I already got the tattoo, man.
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I am betting someone will repost the sign-up list at the beginning of the week, I am sure. I recall that we had to nudge Moose a little into taking Seattle in the first place. In our defense, the list was generated prior to the Great Exodus, so with the sudden glut of talent we should definitely post it up again and see if there are any new takers.
Also, filling out the AFC South was like trying to get teenagers to dance together at prom so if anyone has a hard on for the Texans or the Titans I am quite certain Snow would cry nary a tear to share that wealth.
Oh, nice try…like there are NFL teams called the Texans or Titans…
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You are welcome to take them if you like. The schedule is in a previous post.
Get cracking on your research, bitch! NOW!
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Research? You mean I can’t just make shit up while drinking a double-lardaccino and fantasizing about Roger Goodell suspending Cam Newton for ignoring overweight sports “reporters?”
Clearly I’ve been misled about how this journalism stuff really works.
You should be, this guy is the real deal. UGH.