FA Cup Starts in Earnest, No Everton/Foxy Footy TV??

Way to go, 2017. As of this writing, Fox Sports Go is all borken (won’t let me log in under my cable login or brother-in-law’s Dish Network one), so I can’t even check for a random secondary feed. I will likely be stuck listening to the terrible radio broadcast (they spend 2/3 of the broadcast reading messages from listeners, no doubt primarily shut-ins from various loony bins across Merseyside).

Anyway, my other car JT is pictured showing his fine Evertonian spirit. Kruger shouldn’t get all the Lesser Footy thread promotion. This one lets you hold him like a human infant, so one of the twins usually has him tucked away in her room. But occasionally the house is quiet cause the demon spawn are all away, and JT prefers the Everton fleece on the couch. With a pillow pet tucked beside him. He’s quite particular. You know, being a fucking cat and all.

The Toffees damned well better beat the Foxes’ asses bloody, given that it’s a home fixture and Leicester will have no incentive to be anything but one and done. They have the knockout stages of the Champions League and staying clear of the relegation zone to worry about, with two key players already headed to the African Euros. They can’t stand to stretch their depth one iota. Plus, Everton came good late against Saints on Tuesday (in YO FACE, Sill!!!), so there is momentum to be had.

But I am still mad, along with the fact that ESP-fuckin’-N moved the roundball match of the day from 2pm to 8pm. SERIOUS, you fucking jerkoffs couldn’t let us have ONE nice diversion before 4:30 in the afternoon? The entire South is gonna be snowed/iced in already and needs something.

NC State at U*NC (8:00, ESPN)

Yes, as if anyone but the comically dedicated to suffering wolven types will look away, even briefly, from Jim Caldwell’s Fuck Lions of Destiny!! to see this. I am convinced this is a conspiracy to cover up wider dissemination of the knowledge that the Asterisks are an overrated mediocrity, and if they catch NC State on one its unpredictable good nights, it could very well run the baby blues right out of the Dome That Dare Not Speak Its Name. Either way, my last bottle of office Christmas wine getting drunken here.

Beyond that…I have nothing for you. I heard a perfect song to put on here, but the motherfuckers apparently zapped it off YouTube, so THAT’S RUINED TOO. So, you get this instead, appropriately titled and still a nifty tune.

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King Hippo
Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

Whitney Mercilus and Gosder Cherilus should really start a business together.

herodotus450

Am I an idiot or is this game on ABC?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wow, I can’t believe that Houston was able to anticipate that screen on 3rd and 12!

ThursdaySkyGoddess
fleshwound_NPG

welp

Doktor Zymm

That was a hell of an awesome tippybobbleyception

Romonobyl

So who’s gonna be the first to say Zymm has a nice pear?

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Whoever it may be, that person will be the smarter person than the ones who asks about her nuts.

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Well this has gotten ugly.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Like the sweet old Korean lady says, new thread is up.

Doktor Zymm

WHY IS HE NOT NAMED MING THE MERCILUS?

LemonJello
Doktor Zymm

Nick Novak : UMD’s contribution to the NFL

Brick Meathook

Well this game is over…

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Insurmountable lead

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LemonJello

How’d you get into Gregggggggggg’s notebook?

fleshwound_NPG

ballgame.

Sharkbait

Insurmountable lead!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Totally appropriate that there isn’t a new thread up. Texans-Raiders is definitely lesser footy.

Doktor Zymm

“I see that American man has fielded a goal! Good show that man!”

Doktor Zymm

Is eating summer sausage in January a statement of optimism, a cruel joke at my own expense, or just a tasty thing to have with cheese and wine while watching football? Also a pear and some nuts.

LemonJello

Tasty. Without a doubt.

Brick Meathook

FAN-CEEEE

Romonobyl

No worse than a mimosa with dinner.

Romonobyl

What kind of pear? Asian pears are a guilty pleasure of mine.

Doktor Zymm

This is a normal pear that came in a gift basket with the sausage and nuts.

Doktor Zymm

Asian pears are delicious tho

LemonJello

Seeing JJ Watt on the sideline, did we ever reach a conclusion on the healing power of Lindsey Vonn’s handies?

Dunstan

I could use some more data on that.

WCS

What will be more:

Combined final score, or combined total punts? YOU DECIDE

Doktor Zymm

Oooh, that’s tough. Similar to asking punt yards vs total yards of offense

fleshwound_NPG

um…insurmountable 3-0 lead coming up?

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Just realized those big ridiculous boot glasses are the prefect drinkware for a game such as this.

LemonJello

I want one of those “Das Boot” mugs.

Doktor Zymm

Where’s my ‘defensive battle’ shotglass?

Oh, here it is, someone put it in with the mugs…

Doktor Zymm

They’ll never see it coming!

Dunstan

Seriously, punting on 4th and 5 from the 35 makes no sense to me. Even if you do have the Texans’ offense.

fleshwound_NPG

commence puntkkake

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LET THE PUNTING BEGIN

Sharkbait

Do you know what they did? Your punting offense?

LemonJello

Is there a need for an old priest and a young priest?

Doktor Zymm

I keep forgetting that Amerson went to the Raiders.

Dunstan

That’s a whole lot of audiblin’ for a one-yard run up the gut.

Doktor Zymm

I think he was instructing the offense on how to dispose of their old christamas trees

Romonobyl

NEWSFLASH!!!!!!
….deet-deet-da-deet-deet-deet…
The Red Rocket has retired.
We repeat…the Red Rocket has retired.
If you don’t care about the Spurs or the NBA in general, then you are probably thinking this applies to your dog’s boner (pervert). Next time I’m in S.A. I’ll have to take a beer-fueled piss into the riverwalk in Matt Bonner’s memory (that’s considered a vision quest in S. Texas).

Doktor Zymm

I thought that was Andy Dalton?

fleshwound_NPG

hitting the sap button might actually salvage this game if it gets ugly

Doktor Zymm

Which team has a better shot of crippling Brady? That’s who I’m rooting for.