the AFL Women’s Award ceremony.  It happened last night (today? in a time portal?), well Australian Tuesday night, whatever that was for us and instead of a red carpet, there was a coral carpet.  That brings up some… questions.

1- Why Coral?

2- Is that because Australia is home to the Great Barrier Reef and they have to have a connection to it?

3- Have you ever been?

4- Did you know that the reef itself is shrinking?

5- Did you also know that one of my favorite jokes from Pacific Heat is this: Maddie:”Did you know that, due to anti-environmental practices, there is an island of trash 30 miles wide in the Pacific? Todd: Yeah, it’s called Tonga!”?

6- Am I crazy for not digging Tayla Harris quite as much as before because of her weird tattoo?

7- Seriously, what the hell is that?

8- Do you think Kaitlyn Ashmore is a good or bad influence on her?

9- They have fluffy pillow fights in the locker room, don’t they?

10- Isn’t it great that men were the arm candy this time around?

11- Would you be happy to be the husband/boyfriend/sex toy of one of these ladies and be invited to fancy events and only have to look pretty?

12-  Should I stop asking stupid rhetorical questions?

13- Should I also mention that it goes both ways?

14- And that, looking at the pictures, it now appears that there were more women as arm candy than men?

15- Did you know that Erin Phillips won the Best and Fairest, the equivalent of MVP?

16- Did you also know that Erin Phillips is married?

17- And that somebody was getting some Deep Lickin’ after the Awards ceremony?

18- Did you also know some girls brought their parents?

19- That dude knows how to party, amirite?

20- Do you think the girls that brought their parents or went alone did so because their boyfriends/girlfriend/people they’re boning aren’t serious enough about the relationship?

21- If you were invited to an awards show, who would you take?

22- It’s kinda weird when the person you’d take is…. attached, isn’t it?

23- Can we all agree that Katie Brennan is flat out gorgeous?

24- WTF with them feet, though?

25- Have I outed myself as a Rex Ryan brother-in-arms?