TGISF…aka Your “I Dyed For Your Sins” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Yeah, you think you know what that title means, don’t you?

Hehehe…we’ll see.

So Let’s Talk About This Jesus Dude

As I mentioned at Christmas, I’m an agnostic, at best.  But I still rationalize celebrating this Jesus’ life.  Dude was freaking awesome.

Tell ’em Jesus….

OK, ok, settle down there buddy.  I thought we were staying away from that kind of thing this go ’round?

Ok, maybe you go take a load off while I finish writing this, then we’ll go cruise chicks or something?

Great story, Jesus.  But I’ve heard it already.  Maybe while I’m writing this, you should call and let your folks know you’re OK?  Yes fine….tell them my parents will be home if you have to….

Not exactly what I had in mind, but OK.  Now go sit over there and STFU, plz.

But speaking of Jesus and Easter and all that stuff….this time of year I can never not listen to….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGOoQtYD5co

Srsly….best musical in ever.  But is it wrong that I always relate more to Judas and Pilate?  (seriously, I’m not joking….Jesus really fucked those two guys over)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-voeq7Cebo

(also apparently Judas was black and Pilate was gay…. ‘splains a lot, no?)

((but seriously…I know that musical backwards and forwards.  I might even sing for you later if you behave))

(((totally not gonna sing for you…you’re welcome)))

But Yvonne Elliman would be happy to sing for you.  She played Mary Magdalene in that movie version I linked up there.  She also had a brief solo artist career.  YEAH I KNOW IT’S DISCO BUT I STILL LIKE IT SO YOU SHUT UP!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW7SH2uhnGY

 

Sexy Mexy Update

So balls and I finally made it out of Mexico.  Did balls bang Salma, or didn’t he?  Hmmmmmm….

But either way, we’ve made it back to ‘Murrica and now we’re in Tombstone, AZ.  Which goes….as well as can be expected…?  Next week in episode 9, balls and I go shopping, I have my dream poker fantasy and balls gets cock blocked….AGAIN!!!!  But this time in a very different way.  Hehehehehe.

Then the next week, in episode 10, we have not just one but TWO special DFO guests pop in for some fellowship.  OK, perhaps “fellowship” is the wrong word.  But at least only one of them manages to beat us up tho.  But enough about that for now….

If you need to catch up….go here.

Sinful Sports

Sooooooo….

Hockey:  Playoffs:  Bitch:

Still early of course, but at least it’s worth watching now….

Caps got lucky as fuck last night….but I’ll take it.  OT win to go up 1-0.  Yeah, it was a cheap goal to win on.  Don’t care.

  • Smoothie suckers look to go up 2-0 tonight.  (NYR over Montreal, trust me) – 7pm
  • CBJ will be all but dead after tonight.  (Pens will go up 2-0, Ohio will bitch as usual) – 7pm
  • Minnesota still thinks they matter.  (St Loo will all but close out tonight) – 8pm
  • And the Sharks seem to think last year wasn’t a fluke.  (but it was…Edmonton knots things up tonight) – 10:30pm

Basedballs:  Baltimore still treading water with teh best record in baseball, but with a really shitty run differential.  +2 in eight games ain’t gonna get it done.  Clock is ticking.

Friday Slate

Basketball:  No

Golf: NO!!!!!

Live Free or Dye Sexy

OK, fine.  Now we get to it.

Why do we dye eggs and worship some pedophilic bunny rabbit to observe our alleged Messiah dying for our sins?

Hell I don’t know.  But eggs are a pain in the ass and they start to smell badly very quickly when they’re not kept cold.  3 days in a cave without refrigeration and….well, never mind.  Makes no sense to me.

Sooooo…to hell with dying eggs.

Truth Time:  I learned a few years back that I have a fetish for….let’s call it artificial hair colors.  Someone I was involved with at the time decided she was going to add pink on top of her already lovely blonde hair.  I was not forewarned and it came as a shock, to be sure.  But I have to admit that after the shock wore off….it was pretty fucking hot.  Oooooof!!!!!

Anywhooooo…..enjoy.

tWBS Original Time

Seems like something colorful for spring would be apropos.  While I look, have a listen….

(shut up, I like this song)

I wanna be great like Elvis, without the tassels…Hire eight bodyguards who love to beat up assholes….Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free….

((sorry, but that’s a genius lyric…stop being so judgemental))

 

(((fuck I forgot Grant Hill cameo’s in that one….fuck that guy)))

OK, here we go.  Now Imma tell you about this photo, but please don’t anyone say “Awwwwwwww”.  Like no shit, I’ll murder you all….

This is from almost exactly two years ago.  This is a rather abstract angle of a floral arrangement which was sent to me by a friend of mine in Baltimore.  She sent it when my Pops passed away (2 yrs ago this week).  Seriously…no Awwwwwwww’s or I’ll kill you.  But the arrangement was lovely and thoughtful, and I took several photos of it.  I like this one the best.  It was taken with my macro zoom lens which is why it looks like it does…

(and shut it…I already told you people several times that I like flowers)

– Sea Of Colors –

So, Jesus, whaddya think?  How’d we do?

Jesus, Jesus!!!!!  Can you just concentrate for a few minutes and proof this for me and tell me what you think?

[Jesus pretends to read]

Jesus: I think you forgot someone.

tWBS:  What are you talking abou…..ohhhhhhhhh.  Right.

See? She’s very happy that I didn’t forget her this week. She’s warming up to me. Trust me. (OUCH….SHE JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE HEAD!!!!)

Jesus:  Yup…..

Wow Jesus.  You’re really a sick freak, you know that?

SMGDH

But Happy Easter anyway, you sick freaks.

Still love ya’s.  Sort of.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Is that a DQ or a loss?

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litre_cola

Moose. Your “sting does” comment was fucking awesome

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Brocky

happy easter, egg heads

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litre_cola

269 comments.

nice.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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I need a maid. Or to get off my ass and clean the house myself. Either works.
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Mr. Ayo

Thriller?

Unsurprised

In a manner of speaking.

Mr. Ayo

But I barely know her!

Unsurprised

What do we want?
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laserguru

Hi! Everybody!

Senor Weaselo

Hi, Doctor Yeah Right!

laserguru

Greetings, Senor!

Oh shit, you didn’t fuck up your knee?

Unsurprised

Hi!

laserguru

As a Georgia pine,

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
laserguru

I have a years long tradition that involves playing 2 songs this weekend.

Here’s the first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZQuIeK59To

laserguru

And this is the other one.
My Easter Morning.

Put on your masks, and animal skins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_j4Eq3ziE4

Unsurprised

Oh, you want some Emily Ratajkowski?
https://gfycat.com/UnselfishLastAmazontreeboa
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Unsurprised

I made a quick mashup of a video from reddit and the Star Wars theme, but now I can’t figure out where to upload it because of hash scanning to prevent infringement, short of some sketchy as fuck pirate site or a porn host.

Er … I mean, I assume. I have no idea if there are even streaming porn sites.

Senor Weaselo

Porn? On the Internet? Now I’ve heard everything!

Brocky

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Brocky

interesting. Nadya, I believe?

I’ve seen her work before, she’s great.

really love this NES Samus one

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/cosplay/images/1/13/Nadyasonika_-_Samus.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160116004928

Senor Weaselo

Posted before, but always good for Jeebusday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO5Y1OuQIxo

Gratliff

Also, gonna have to take umbrage with the use of the lesser Jesus. Fuck Ted Neeley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azawb907Bjg

Brocky

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Mr. Ayo

I’m just going to stare at this for a while.

Unsurprised

Yeah. “Stare.”

With your dick.

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Brocky

this one never gets old

JerBear50

That is possibly the best Brian Regan impression I’ve ever seen.

Gratliff

This isn’t the actual bit it reminds me of, but as good as it gets when I don’t feel like making a gif.
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Brocky

Someone I was involved with at the time decided she was going to add pink on top of her already lovely blonde hair.

by chance, was she fond of going to cons?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sharkbait

Tannehill did it better:

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Senor Weaselo

I seriously need noise-canceling headphones. Padre Weaselo is abso-fucking-lutely deaf so the TV’s on full blast and I can’t hear my own music on the chintziness that is ear buds.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

What?

Shogun Marcus

Eh?

Sharkbait

Que?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sharkbait

I swear House Hunters International is rage inducing on purpose.

Gratliff

“I’m a school bus driver with a GED. My husband does part time roofing. We’re looking for a castle in the Scottish Highlands in the area of $750k USD.”

Sharkbait

This one was a student complaining about having to settle for an apartment in France and not Monaco.

The wife watching this is not helping the rage level.

Senor Weaselo

Oh, la-di-fucking-da!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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