TGISF…aka Your “There’s Sand In My Crack, But That’s OK” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Perhaps the most timely/most accurate TGISF title I’ve ever penned.

This week’s TGISF is going to be a little bare bones maybe, depending on the Venice Beach weather the next few days.  Right now, it’s cloudy and rainy outside.  Which is the only reason I’m inside right now, typing this.  When the sun comes back out, so will I…regardless of the state of completeness of this post.

But I do promise to put the Sexy in first.  So at least we’ll know that will be complete.  Probably.

This week’s theme is Beach/Bikinis.  How imaginative of me, huh?

Could have been worse.  I could have made the theme Mother’s Day…

And nobody wants that.  But yes, this weekend is Mother’s Day.  Do something nice for her if you can.

But yes, beaches and bikinis.

/looks out window

//sees neither sun nor bikinis

Speaking of my window….

That’s a shot I took looking south down the Venice Beach Boardwalk.  The building to the far left that’s half out of the frame is my building.  Top floor, 3rd and 4th windows from the right.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG05-Y_C4EU

OK, let’s slap the rest of this together quickly and get on with our lives, shall we?

Sexy Mexy Update

The finale airs next Monday (probably?), so this is your last Sexy Mexy Update.

/everyone applauds

(or is it? hmmmmm…)

//everyone groans

But it really does all come down to next week folks.  Does balls find his destiny?  Who will assault tWBS this week?  Who will tWBS assault?  Does anyone find LCSS?  And if they do, will he be wearing pants?  Will Dave finally get so fed up that he msg’s back to Cyberdyne and tells Skynet…Fuck Yes, Now is the time to push the button on these pinheads….?

Answers to at least some of those questions and more Monday at 11amEDT (probably?).

Get caught up now, or you can’t be one of the cool kids on Monday (or maybe Tuesday).

Beaches and Bikinis

The two go hand in hand.  At least on days when the goddamned sun is out…

/looks out window again

//grumble grumble

…and they complement one another nicely, IMHO.  Beaches and bikinis, that is.  Your mileage may vary…

But without further yakkety yakkety out of me, have some bikinis and/or beach themed sexy.

Enjoy…..

Perhaps a musical interlude here, while I help Katy find….whatever it is she’s looking for down there….BRB…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GMoLENWsSk

(I’m not saying that’s me at the 0:55 mark, but I’m not saying it’s not me, either)

OK, now that I’ve got Katy’s little issue nailed down, so to speak….  Let’s continue…

Well, that was pretty fun, huh?

/looks out window again

Dammit.  I guess you’ll get a bit more of my particular brand of insanity after all.

Let’s Find A tWBS Original

Hey look at that one sitting right there!!!!

A VERY recent one of my own, some of you have already seen….

– Sunset at Venice Beach –

 

And this week, you even get a bonus.  This is even more recent and is some of my more artsy fartsy photographic meanderings I’m trying to learn more about.  It’s a process called HDR (High Dynamic Range) and it’s a huge pain in the ass to get right, even with a camera with the pre-settings to do it.  But I’m pretty goddamned happy with this one….if I do say so myself.  Captured at dusk, two nights ago….

– Santa Monica Pier at Dusk –

Now if you’ll excuse me, the sun is finally out and Alexa is getting antsy to hit the surf and has already gone down to the pool to wait…

Her being down there for too long, alone and unsupervised, won’t end well for anyone.  Probably me especially….

Plus I’ve promised to take her out on the town tonight if she’ll go purple for me (no that’s not a euphemism….well it’s not ONLY a euphemism).  See?  Not bad, eh???

Hummina, hummina.

Have a good weekend, folks.

Love ya’s

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theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

What? No, you’re drunk

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Last Green Day unless tWBS shows up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vchLJE-RceM

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

This is my call to tWBS in case he is around. I need to know facts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8dh9gDzmz8

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Shit. I just picked the first Green Day song that was good, didn’t mean a “when I come around message”

laserguru

So yeah right and the Wee Baby Seamus walk into a bar…

litre_cola

I see a sitcom coming.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Is this a shotgun wedding. I will not be tWBS’s best man if I don’t think this is legit

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Drumpf really is trying to out-Nixon Nixon. Thing is, while Nixon was vile, he was pretty smrt. Also, back then, Congress actually did stuff. Drumpf is neither smrt, nor, is this current iteration of Congress ever going to go against Party.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

None of them want to do anything against or for. Their districts are gerrymandered. The re-election rate is something like 90%. Why do anything?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Look at the bright side; at least his ignorance is not exceeded by his stupidity.

litre_cola

Is it better to live in a world where you are stupid, ignorant an unaware, or woke?

For instance, a goat farmer in Corsica lives a way happier life than I do.

litre_cola

Gdevnin (I am working on it), how the fuck is anyone still here?

ballsofsteelandfury

West coast? You watching the saints – blues game?

litre_cola

Sure am. Just met bfc downtown and gave the bachelor party he is with some weed cookies……

ballsofsteelandfury

You are a good man.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Hero

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Can confirm. My peeps love Litre.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I started doing stuff at 4 am because I couldn’t sleep so I was done with stuff by 3pm. Decided to have a night where I just got drunk because I could. Then decided to make it a real drunk night watching TV and listening to music.

litre_cola

That sounds devine.

Brick Meathook

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WCS

THEY ALL KRINKLE DOWN HERE GEORGIE

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo
Unsurprised

I really should have been more prudent earlier in order to buy alcohol. I could still , but I don’t want to go out.

In other news, in spite of everything I am somehow gaining weight. This is ridiculous bullshit. So I’m off again to watch The Fifth Element and get up early to tend to felines.

King Hippo

going out = bad
alcohol = good
cats = best

Unsurprised

Indeed. Maybe I’ll get booze on the way home after

Unsurprised

Bryana Holly is hot. https://imgbox.com/g/1UnJ462Kyx

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

This was supposed to be track 4. I wasn’t even on a playlist in youtube. I like a lot of the album though

Brocky

evening all. haven’t been on for a while it seems. you’ll be happy to know my feet still hurt.

yeah, keeping with the theme of sexy themes on the beach: I bought this sexy thing this week. I’m so fucking proud of myself:

http://themorningfresh.com/files/2014/04/photo4.jpg

Unsurprised

That’s fantastic.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My sister bought a white one that my dad inherited when she got a company car. It is a great car. I am a giant and I fit in (the front seats) nicely. I would drive it more but I suck at stick. can maneuver a motorcycle between gears no problem but I worry I will ruin the transmission in a car

Senor Weaselo

Evening lizard people. Anything good happen here?

King Hippo

changing channels, getting ready to pass out. What a song, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSXry7iC5tY

Unsurprised

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King Hippo
King Hippo
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was told no Bone thugs so I had to go with one of the 2 songs with them in it I like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Qhu9UQu10

Unsurprised

I knew what it was before I even clicked the link. Great song.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Dammit Audrey.

Unsurprised

I wonder what she’s up to. I think my brother is still friends with her.

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King Hippo

If yinz ever seen Ween live, when they do the country stuff, ppl GO NUTZ for good reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7M3EEHYkJ0

King Hippo

The best song ever recorded you ask?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dSUdzgmCik

WCS
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Caprice’s persistent appearances on this site are greatly appreciated.

Unsurprised
Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

where donut?? no smire

WCS

Not a bad price for the yen.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
King Hippo

chuh chuh

King Hippo

I am crunk (3 pills, 4 beer), so I don’t recall if’n I told this story before. But the best par-tay we ever threw (or attended, not to brag) at NC State was a 40 party. I am not sure it was my idea, though it sounds like my brain.

We went to the A&P on the bad side of town and bought close to 100 40-ounce beers. No “Mickey’s Hornet” white boy malt liquor. REAL SHIT. 8-balls. The shit Billy Dee Williams sold. The old black lady said “oh Lawwwd, you boys gon’ have a GOOD TIME tonight.”

I also bought a pack of tic-tacs, because I was always a weird motherfucker, even at the age when I should have been conforming.

We had quite a crowd. And NOBODY was allowed to drink a beer, whether they brought they own or not, until they drank a legit 40. AND WE ENFORCED that shit. I had an 8-ball, AND another thing that tasted like a baby’s diaper smells. BECAUSE I HARD LIKE DAT. But holy shit that was fun. Even if San Diego beat Denver to my mad shrieking.

For it was a Sunday night par-tay. It was a combination of our buddy’s birthday…and MLK Day Eve. I AM GOING TO HELL. But yes, we did toast our friend, and Martin Luther King, Jr. In a non-ironic fashion.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Back when I was doing that. I didn’t care the brand label. I always went biggest alcohol %.

Also sounds great and why wouldn’t you buy tic tacs

King Hippo

100 40-oz beer, one pack tic tacs

goddamn it was a good day

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

King hippo inspired me to go to old rap. I picked the cleanest song from the cassette I wore out in my car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u31FO_4d9TY

King Hippo

long as you don’t pull no Bone Thugs,…then we throw DOWN

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

This is a neat site that extracts each frame of the gif. If you scroll quickly it’s like a flip book.

h
ttp://www.gif-explode.com/?explode=h
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The one advantage to living in the Tempe/Scottsdale/Phoenix metro area is FTV girls running around naked all the time.

I mean, er, uh … I have no idea what this gif could possibly be from.

King Hippo

my kids know a WAY different Snoop than I did…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F0CAEoF4XM

WCS
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

I could pull off that maneuver

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My dad is a Chicago Republican. He moved up here 20+ years ago but he holds the same views, so he was giving me a lecture a month or 2 back about how Trump is good
“With Trump, people are gonna invest their money into the markets and inflate its value, that’s why the markets go down for Democrats, if they don’t like who is in office regardless of policy and will keep their holdings in cash”
“And you are OK with people acting this way and deflating the economy artificially even if they have a chance to make more money”
“Why would they care about the rest of the country”

/last line isn’t exactly what he said but I can’t remember the exact words, that was the logic though

King Hippo

the market has always gone up with Demmycrats, especially the black one…