Your “Man, OTAs Are Boring!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Notes:

  • PeyPey has been contracted by Riddell as a “consultant” on their new helmet designs.
    • First order of business – more head room!
  • Jeremy Maclin, still visiting the Bills.
    • Maybe he was waiting for Shareece Wright, so he could take the kid’s Uber back to Chicago.
  • Dennis Pitta’s injury-plagued career is over in Baltimore, as he was cut days after a third hip injury.
    • He gets to keep his bonus, and the Ravens get $2.5 million in cap space via the move.
  • The Jets tank for 2017 is officially over the $60 million in salary dump, after dropping David Harris and Eric Decker.
    • Estimates for 2018 have the Jets $68 million under the cap.
      • J-E-T-S…SUCK! SUCK!! SUCK!!!
    • the problem is, the Jets don’t seem to have anywhere near the cromulent upper-management the Browns possess.
  • Again on the subject of laughing stocks, it seems Megatron only handed back $1 million of the $3.2 million the Lions could have asked for upon his early retirement.
    • ESPN twists the knife properly by adding a Barry Sanders reference.

Finally, the NFLPA is under the belief about 160 rookie contracts have improper language and should either be voided or changed.

  • Language in dispute includes:
    • Clauses that require players to submit to multiple offseason physicals at the team’s request — more than the two that are permitted under the CBA
    • “Automatic repayment” clauses that allow teams to directly withdraw money owed for expenses such as fines, services and tickets from players’ paychecks
    • Language that forces prospective free agents to secure permission from their current clubs before their agents engage other teams in discussions during the pre-free agency “legal tampering” period

However, given the toothlessness of the NFLPA in other areas, it remains to be seen how seriously the League – and ol’ Rog himself – will take the matter.


Wanna meet the new puppy?

That’s a stupid question.

His name is “Lambeau”.

The name is a compromise. When he was born, the breeder gave each dog a coloured collar for ID; his was green. My wife & I both quite enjoy sports. We’ve been to Green Bay for games twice. My wife loved/s both Favre & Rodgers. I talked her down from a QB name to the stadium.

He gets to keep his balls for two years, because we are going to show him. And before you ask,

I will post photos of me doing my best “Best In Show”, because I’m his handler.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NBA:
    • Game 3: Warriors at Cavs – 9:00PM | ABC / TSN
  • Beisbol:
    • Red Sox at Yankees – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
  • Futbol:
    • FIFA U-20 World Cup
      • Semifinal: Italy vs. England – Thursday 6:50AM | TSN
  • American Ninja Warrior
    • NBCSN – 7:00PM – 11:00PM

Game 5 in the Cup should be both a barn-burner and a nail-biter. I guess after 4 days in Smashville, Sidney Crosby needed an extra day to drag his arse back to Pittsburgh. TAKE YOUR BEATING LIKE A MAN!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I think I just came a little.

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(On Roy Cohn) “It’s like being told Satan’s a fag.”

That’s rather damning to compare him to Roy Cohn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG1yxFbI0hA

Unsurprised

“I came onto the groom.”

I … just … Goddamn it, dude.

“When I was a prostitute, everything I did made me feel holy.”

Fuck it. I can find innuendo in that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb12O2JVID4

theeWeeBabySeamus

And here I thought this was general knowledge amongst the group….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTpxeNQfDo4

ballsofsteelandfury

One of my favorites:

https://youtu.be/LqQCyAQBgXY

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This movie looks fun.

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Cool shirt, lady-bro.

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I’m sure no one recognized the other girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUaAbsGbz2w

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I got instantly drunk the site still needed me

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am garbage and ever one else is ok

Brocky

………………….. i guess i can’t be mad at the doggo, given that most packer fans don’t know who lambeau actually was.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You named your dog shittley.

Brocky

i didn’t name it though. Remeber, I inherited the shih tzus.

(Once again asking myself why we let my 80 year old grandma buy a puppy)

Brocky

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litre_cola

Well I cannot wait to judge your agility.

blaxabbath

What was the original inspiration for the hippo “…that thing I sent ya?” Meme?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Harvey Birdman. Colbert at Law

ballsofsteelandfury

Yeah, I’ve never understood that.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Watch Harvey Birman you asshole. Like now.

ballsofsteelandfury

Is that shit in Netflix or where?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I think you have to steal it

ballsofsteelandfury

I just saw the very first episode in YouTube. How the fuck did I NOT know about this?!?!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Adult Swim from way in the early days

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

If you are not watching it not I no longer love you. I do

Unsurprised

This is a better track than anything Eddie Murphy ever made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=RDDMUnHMbdbyA&v=DMUnHMbdbyA

blaxabbath

Poll: when you smoke a J, if you’re just taking a couple tokes off a fresh roll (but you’re gonna come back to it in a while, like 30-60 min) — do you just set it down and let it burn out? Or do you like press it into the ash tray to get it out (like with the end of your cigarette if not as hard)? Reminding you, again, you’re planning on being right back but you’re gonna have to relight it.

WCS

I haven’t smoked in over a decade, but, I’d always wet my finger tips and tap it out.

blaxabbath

Oh classy. I’d never have thought of that; the perfect mix of exhausting traits. This feels like a very advanced move.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I slap the person in the face, then steal the weed, then put it in any device that can be smoked properly.

Romonobyl

I KNEW IT!!!!!!

ballsofsteelandfury

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I would commit crime for weed, I just havent been lucky enough in years to do it

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Why do you have some?

litre_cola

Lick fingers, then put it out. No waste.

Croooow
ballsofsteelandfury

Fucking McChicken sandwiches? Shit, at least fight over a Big Mac!

Unsurprised

Check out Señor Rockefeller over here.

blaxabbath

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/19571249/bob-stoops-steps-coach-oklahoma-sooners

Bob Stoops steps down.

He’s pretty lucky to be going down by ‘stepping’ — considering the time he spent around Joe Mixon –rather than, “being a college girl with a broken jaw by a punch to the face!”

blaxabbath

will the Dems win the house in 18? I’m sure there are likes out but I’ve not checked.

I’d confidently take no.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

They have gerrymandered it so bad there is no chance. I can get naked again. It just seems like fun and I don’t do it enough.

blaxabbath

That’s why we keep an eye our for the “windowless” moniker.