Your “My Life’s A Bargain Basement” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

So, today was spent cleaning. Guess my mood.

  

That’s putting it mildly. Luckily, I had some help.


Tonight’s sports:

  • Baseball:
    • MLB: TBA – 8:00PM | FOX
    • College World Series:Game 2: Florida State vs. LSU – 8:00PM | ESPN
  • Futbol:
    • MLS:
      • Toronto FC vs. DC United – 8:00PM | TSN
      • Whitecaps FC vs. FC Dallas – 10:00PM | TSN
  • Auto Racing:
    • 24 Hours of Le Mans – 1:00AM | FS1
  • Australian Rules Football:
    • Western Bulldogs vs. Melbourne – 2:00AM | TSN2

Ooh boy, what will tomorrow bring? I HOPE IN-LAW VISITS!

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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ballsofsteelandfury
ballsofsteelandfury
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hopefully the air bag deploys soon to provide even more enlightenment.

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Doktor Zymm
Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli
Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

lol

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Here’s you change one dollar, and one hundred fifty seven cents.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Get busy jackin’ or start dyin’ ……

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Honestly I don’t want to bother counting.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s OK; you’ll know when you are REALLY thirsty.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

I get a kick out of how much Jeremy Corbyn is driving some people in the U.K. insane.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Luckily, the Americans mad at him were born crazy.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

That is a bang-on rendering of him except for one thing-where’s the long red tie?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well done.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450
herodotus450
Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Duchess

So in my first year as a real estate agent, I had 2 deals. I have since changed brokerage firms from a large national chain to a more supportive boutique firm and will have 3 ratified deals in my first month.

scotchnaut

“Do you have any haunted places listed?”

-Tim Burton

Duchess

Northern Virginia so the place is crawling with the dead founding fathers rolling in their graves right now.

Doktor Zymm

I used a boutique type firm when buying my condo. They were excellent. I found them because they’re in the space formerly occupied by my gym.

ballsofsteelandfury

Congratulations!

There’s probably a lesson in there for all of us.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Duchess

it’s not the size of the boat it is the motion of the ocean?

ballsofsteelandfury

Something like that.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

I’m gonna pretend that’s a sneeze

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, you can live in that world if you like. The Hulk may have a surprise.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450
herodotus450
Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Regardless of what happens to Trump’s presidency, the fact he was president means he’ll get a state funeral where all the other presidents will have to show up.

I hope his motorcade is jeered and mooned like Thatcher’s was.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You bring up a great point, a depressing point also. I hope they can’t find the pieces.

Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus

And a LIE-BERRY!

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

My God. Imagine what that fucking place would be like.

Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus

Mail-order bride catalogs of eastern europe. Think that’s 69.911 in the Dewey decimal system.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook
herodotus450
herodotus450

Looks like that would actually be the “Museum Science” section. Dewey, you son of a bitch!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dewey_Decimal_classes#Class_000_.E2.80.93_Computer_science.2C_information_.26_general_works

Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus

Ok so 57.001 then.
Hell I was just going for the funny. Didn’t figure I’d be THAT close!

herodotus450
herodotus450

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No, I think you are correct; that is his concept of science.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

All thoughts in 140 characters or less?

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

It’ll be some tacky, gilded, Disneyland-like place for all the MAGA chuds to gather, pretend their hero wasn’t a senile fat boy, and get all of the money shaken off them.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sounds about right; with the thinnest books ever.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

With Tweet Books?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Wow, I forgot the double edged sword feeling of a long late afternoon nap

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Refer; the cure for the affects of a long afternoon nap.
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Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

I think I’ve lost my ability to nap. I actually can’t sleep past 7:00 a.m. anymore either.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s horrible. I woke up at the crack of 11:35 today.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Some of it is the fact it’s summer and it’s light at 5:00 a.m. and that wakes me up. Some of it is being ground into submission by a 9-5 work routine.

Worst part is that even if I’m up past midnight, I *still* wake up that early.

ballsofsteelandfury

I wake up at 4:45 each morning and it’s light pretty soon thereafter. The key is to have a very nice and dark room.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I thought the key was to drink heavily.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

That never, ever leads to a good night sleep for me.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Then you’re not drinking

    enough
herodotus450
herodotus450

It’s officially ball-stickingly-hot weather where I am; time to break out the talcum powder;

Doktor Zymm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkjQgRHdvYg
Wish I had a 40 right about now

scotchnaut

Don’t mind the song but the pic-was it designed by a 12 year-old that stumbled upon Info Wars?

Doktor Zymm

The band is called Leftover Crack, what do you expect?

scotchnaut

I EXPECTED TO SEE A PLUMBER IN SHORT SHORTS GETTING FUCKED FROM BEHIND BY CAPTAIN AMERICA AND I WAS SORELY DISAPPOINTED.

/THANKS FOR NOTHING, ZYMM!

Doktor Zymm

I would Google that for you…..but no

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She used Bing.

Doktor Zymm

Barbarians at the Fete : A Lindisfarne Tale

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

My dad’s favourite program when I was a kid….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Did he have to mark the labels? Damn kids.

scotchnaut

Baddest badass in any movie ever (70’s version)-

1. Charles Bronson “Hard Times”
2. Steve McQueen “Bullit”
3 Gene Hackman “The French Connection”
4. Clint Eastwood “Dirty Harry”
5. Michael Caine “Get Carter”

BEGIN THE DISSEMBLING OF THE LIST…. NOW!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Rudy Ray Moore “Dolemite”

Here’s the trailer for “The Human Tornado,” the sequel to “Dolemite.” It is the single greatest movie trailer in the history of Planet Earth:

scotchnaut

He rhymed ‘dong’ and ‘King Kong’-sheer genius!

scotchnaut

Jesus Christ!

2.35 Pam Grier “Coffy”

herodotus450
herodotus450

Ned Beatty “Deliverance”
Oh, you said BAD ass.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook
scotchnaut

CRAP!

1.5 Bruce Lee “Enter The Dragon”

Doktor Zymm

Man, movies in the 70’s were way awesomer than today. People in the 90’s were all complaining that Mission:Impossible had a plot that was too complicated. They would fucking shit themselves over Chinatown.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Twitter’s redesign is shit.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Twitter’s redesign is shit.

Fixed that for you

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Twitter is the dirty needle I keep injecting myself with.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Sill just keeps on with the hits, doesn’t he? Anyway, I’m off to watch women’s soccer with other lawyers.
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

What did I miss? Just got here

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

From his Twitter

blaxabbath

I say hi.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Sill’s back? He said he was only going to the corner store to get sim cigarettes and it would only be a few minutes. He’s finally back!?

Doktor Zymm

Just realized….if I DO move to Seattle….Seahawks fans will be everywhere! It’ll be quite the change from Bears fans.

scotchnaut

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Eh … Seahawks fans are more fairweather than the city itself.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Fucking imagefap

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Storms are coming…

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo
Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Fuck!
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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Likewise.
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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Apropos of nothing.
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Romonobyl

“But it’s Kanye’s favorite watch!”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That image is funny as hell.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Had a cat eat about 12 inches of twine. He crapped out a couple inches, leaving the rest for me to pull out like I was starting a lawn mower— Papa P (@NUHusker) June 16, 2017

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

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Some people know how to age.

scotchnaut

That body is not of this world.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*Added for hanging up motion….

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

About half the episodes of that show were as absurd as that gif.

Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus

That could be said for every series in the franchise.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Voyager was worse than the rest in terms of incredibly stupid plots and unwatchable episodes.

Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus

Deep Space Nine got ridiculous toward the end. That last half-season was brutal.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Why did you watch them? Typical internet; “I didn’t like it so it is fucking stupid!” It’s sci-fi entertainment on a budget,

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Meh, I enjoyed them. Except for the one focused on the doctor.

litre_cola

All she needs is one more on her back for slow dancin.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Go on…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus

Aww man…Flounder from Animal House died.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus

Billy Joel is playing lambeau field tonight. I have no interest except I’m hopeful the scanner feed is running.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

For heart attacks and strokes?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

To begin with

Doktor Zymm

I mostly spent today sleeping. Now I’m killing Vikings. It’s a pretty good day.

Duchess

If you think she’s joking folks go ask Korey Stringer

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

Shouldn’t there be a comma after the word “this”? I feel that Meatball and Spaceman had a severe argument and red shirt guy just happened to be walking by…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well they were having giant spaghetti in the galley that night, so……

litre_cola

Evening folks, how the fuck are we doing?

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Man, just think if she had been into threesomes …

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Everything from 2004 on would be different.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

Not sure Ryan would have beat Obama, but yeah, it would have been a lot more competitive.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Maybe not, but he would have had a lot more three-ways…..

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Yes. The answer is always yes.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Get your new Fuck Off Barbie….. she needs to speak to your manager.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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ballsofsteelandfury

It looks like all the episodes are on Youtube:

litre_cola

They certainly are my friend. They are absolutely fantastic. The cops are great, as are the 2 buddies that just sit around in the one living room.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’m up to episode 4 and laughing my ass off. That one girl is gorgeous too.

ballsofsteelandfury

I LOVE Scottish girls.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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scotchnaut

[is run over by Bo Jackson shortly thereafter]

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I need to make this gif smaller. Nearly 8MB is a crime.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

THERE WE GO FOLKS! THAT’S THE TICKET!

*Seriously.

blaxabbath

I need to purge our third bedroom. It’s been our “stick shit in here while we work on different rooms” space and I’m dreading it. I’ve discovered that we’re now people who have just stacks of framed photos because, you know, your parents died and you never could just get to scanning the images and tossing the clutter.

The rage from my recent victimization has me fully in the mood to destroy/trash shit so the mrs may come home to some considerable “progress” this pm.

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

I dread removing the thick layers of grime I’ve accumulated in my place after I move out. Of course, this place is so beat up and old when when it’s clean it looks kinda shitty.

Also, I’m pretty much an barn animal when it comes to cleanliness.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So like 90% of the people in selfies?

*Anecdotal.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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ballsofsteelandfury

Jesus, this is hilarious. I can’t stop laughing.

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