Your “Congratulations On Knocking Up Mom Day” Sunday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

Greetings and Salutations, my imaginary friends.

For those of you whose seed was mighty enough to further the overpopulation of the planet, congrats.  For some of you, just having sex should be lauded…let alone actually having one of your swimmers plant its flag.  So, here’s to you…I guess.

For some of you, this is your first Father’s Day.  You know who you are, but does this look familiar yet?

Plus don’t forget, you’ve got big shoes to fill….

Anywhooooo….

Here’s to ya, Dads!!!!!!!!

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a going’ on here?

 

117th US Open Championship

The US Open train should be pulling into the station in just a little while.  If you wanna see it come in (giggity), tune in to FOX.  At the time of this writing, there are still nearly a dozen guys with a chance to win this thing, five of whom are within one stroke of the lead and have yet to tee off for the day.  It could be a very interesting finish.  Just saying.

 

MLB

Still doing their thing, as always.  Plus they’re all wearing some really ugly baby blue (don’t say Carolina Blue….don’t say Carolina Blue) uniforms this weekend in honor of Father’s Day and also prostate cancer….apparently.  I’ll be pleased to see those go away after today.

Of course, the games are still predictably bad.  Although fortunately I will not have to drive to Baltimore later and finally torture hug Ubaldo Jimenez (yet)…..

Dude actually pitched 7.0 innings complete, yielding only 2 runs on 4 hits.  Holy shit, bizarro world has arrived.

At least when the bullpen blows it, such as they are trying hard to do right now as I’m typing this, it won’t be that hapless Dominican’s fault this time.

[UPDATE]: O’s hang on for the 8-5 win to take the series over the Redbirds.  (Sorry King Hippo)

But I digress….

Tonight:

  • Boston at Houston – 8:00pmEDT – ESPN

 

College World Series

Yesterday in Omaha (no Peyton, I told you already), Oregon State and LSU advanced into the winner’s bracket on their side of the bracket, sending Fullerton and Florida State respectively into the loser’s bracket.

Earlier this afternoon, Louisville took down Texas A&M.  The Cards now await the winner of tonight’s contest, while aTm awaits the loser.

Tonight:

  • Florida v TCU – 7:00pmEDT – ESPN2

Not the two happiest songs about fathers, admittedly.  But I like ’em.  Anyway here’s one that’s at least a little less unhappy…

OK, go forth and comment.

Love ya’s

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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I wish the video was online. You’ll have to make do with the audio only from listentoamovie.com (which I am amazed is still allowed to stay up).

WCS

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I do plan on visiting the Portland boxing gym tomorrow to see about joining. Aside from that, I still don’t have an excuse not to use the gym downstairs except I don’t even think about it (and I’m eating right now).

ballsofsteelandfury

Do it. Start off easy so you don’t get hurt. But like your neighbors in Oregon say, Just Do It.

WCS

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I can more easily see her getting pissed at being sweaty/sweated-on during sex.

There’s no way she hasn’t uttered a few ewws during sex.

Senor Weaselo

My wisecrack to Balls got me thinking, why is that a thing, girls calling the guys fucking them “daddy”? What’s up with that?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That’s like a guy saying “I’m going to come all over your tits mommy!”

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Some guys call women mami.

ballsofsteelandfury

It is a strange thing.

I’d rather be called Santa.

http://www.okmoviequotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/6-Bad-Santa-quotes.gif

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

That one time she’s okay being called “ho.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

/posts psychology books by the hundreds.
//does not /post psychology books by the hundreds.

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Brick Meathook
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Senor Weaselo

So I did my first fatherly-like thing and went to my violin students’ end-of-year performance and told them they weren’t awful (but seriously they weren’t!) So progress, I think. And then I played a wedding. So I’ve seen Padre Weaselo for a total of zero minutes today, but as he is also a musician, he understands and applauds this effort. And my sister and I do get him funny cards so that’s a plus.

ballsofsteelandfury

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Senor Weaselo

That movie is about spot on for wedding bands, according to the aforementioned Padre Weaselo.

ballsofsteelandfury

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Senor Weaselo

It’s the orthodox Jewish version of that. The groom came up on stage and stage dived. Twice. And my mic was fucked up so nobody could play me hear a damn thing for the dance set.

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Wow. Now that was a fantastic season finale.

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WCS

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli

We need to compared Fat Mumu-Wearing Homer to the president more often.

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You mean the fat, deadbeat loser in chief.

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At first Future-tWBS thought Mars was going to be fun…..

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’ve yet to see the new version. Is it worth watching?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You mean this one?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386703/

Kinda forgettable IMO, and I’m SciFi forgiving.

ballsofsteelandfury

Exactly that one. I had a feeling it would ruin the original for me, so I never watched it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The original to me was funny as hell; this one is not, but it is meh, not a total waste of time. It does have some good stuff.

ballsofsteelandfury

So, are those of us banging Latina single mothers allowed to celebrate today?

Senor Weaselo

It depends on if she calls you “papi.”

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s a given.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Welp, there we go.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Damn it; I had a joke for this.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

If they’re not moms already, they will be by day’s end.

WCS

Lil’ WCS pointed at me, and said, “Da-da,” today. That was kind of cool.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And then he pointed down and said “doo-doo”.

WCS

*she

WCS

yeah right

Happy father’s day to us procreators or breeders if you prefer.
I am most definitely part of this illustrious group. Both daughters are doing well and all 3 granddaughters are scaring the fuck out of their parents.

I’ve done alright for a former lost in the wilderness I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing kind of guy.

Life is good, yo!
Keep working!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly today (artist’s conception):

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blaxabbath

ballsofsteelandfury

Mrs. RTD, Esq. must be a happy lady…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

She’s been reading all day. I don’t think she’s really noticed.

ballsofsteelandfury

So I watched golf today and didn’t fall asleep. That’s… something.

blaxabbath

herodotus450
herodotus450

If you’re looking for a cool way to prevent yourself from going to time wasty wobsites, I’ve used the hosts file technique in the past
http://www.guidingtech.com/4868/edit-hosts-file-block-websites/
Works, and is just inconvenient enough to undo that makes it effective

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But I like DFO.

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American Gods is already up. Sweet.

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Unlike yesterday, sun’s out …
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litre_cola

Red wine, bad food all day. Superb. How the fuck you all doing?

blaxabbath

I saw Wonder Woman.

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There’s also soccer. The Thorns and the Timbers lost last night, though, so fuck Portland sports. Amirite.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show
Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Buddy update:

Date didn’t happen. Nothing nefarious, but something came up and I simply could not reschedule. Thankfully tube socks and Vaseline stay stationary in the house.

Buddy’s mental state is in flux, but I realized my Internet usage is contributing to me feeling awful. At times, I just get locked in and refresh pages constantly because I am either avoiding doing something or I am just so uncomfortable in my own thoughts I need a distraction. I believe these are known as negative coping skills, eating is another one I have.

Well toodles, everyone. At my door is Rip Torn, my favorite gay prostitute all the way from Hamilton!

Senor Weaselo

Well toodles, everyone. At my door is Rip Torn, my favorite gay prostitute all the way from Hamilton!

Have fun! Don’t throw away your shot!
/Senor’s gratuitous Hamilton reference of the day!

ballsofsteelandfury

Also, I think all of you kids should go to a gym and work out some of your anxieties. Write down a workout plan and follow it. Worst case, you get in good shape and feel better about yourselves.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I used to do that. I have no excuse for not going back, so I guess I’m stuck having to work out and get healthy like a loser.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s the spirit!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I did go for a nice 3 mile stroll around the neighborhood

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Also, now that Dani Mathers is banned for life from the gym you don’t have to worry about her gawking at you in the locker room.

ballsofsteelandfury

The only social thing I do on the internet is DFO. Everything else blows monkey balls.

blaxabbath

You gonna say something really funny or what?

Unsurprised
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Oh, shit. You do that, too? It’s a motherfucker, all right.

I’m trying to tackle some of my depression symptoms through 12-step now, just because personal and group talk and med and being open with acquaintances still isn’t enough to help push me over the threshold to becoming more normal (decades of being fucked up is a lot to tackle, too. So every bit helps. And my eating and drinking habits are definitely addiction-like if not outright).

Keep fighting, though. That’s all I can say because I know that’s all I can offer. But you’re not alone, dude. Take comfort in that. You’re not alone.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Krooks Boepka

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OK, fine.
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Porky Prime
Porky Prime

Happy Father’s Day, fookers.

SonOfSpam

Same to you, Porky. Pork is like upgraded Spam. Makes you think.

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Hey, Porky.

ballsofsteelandfury

Howdy Porky!

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