DFO Radio: He Said She Said

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INT.  RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee, awaiting the arrival of the week’s guest host.  The [DOOR FLIES OPEN] and a young couple enters the room.

PRODUCER: [moves over to greet them] Hey, what’s happening, Grimey?

BRENT GRIMES: [with a barely detectable measure of sarcasm, rolling his eyes ever so slightly] How nice to be greeted with such a familiar salutation.

PRODUCER: [oblivious] Welcome, welcome. [shakes BRENT’S hand]

FEMALE COMPANION: [menacingly at CONNOR] The fuck you lookin’ at, fuckstick? [makes sudden threatening motion]

CONNOR: [flinches]

PRODUCER: I’m so sorry, Mr. Grimes, we can’t allow your guest inside the studio.

FEMALE COMPANION: Guest?  I ain’t no goddamned guest.  I’m his fuckin’ wife!

PRODUCER: [abashed] Oh, my goodness, I’m so sorry, Mrs. Grimes.  We’ve been a little gun-shy since Rex Grossman was here and did his whole “This week’s theme is rockets!  Now it’s queens!  Now it’s ROCKET QUEENS!” bait-and-switch bit with a woman he originally claimed was his “cousin from France”.

MIKO GRIMES: The fuck is this shit, anyways?

PRODUCER: It’s a, uh, radio show.  You’ll be receiving calls from listeners, then playing the songs they request.  According to a theme that you select.

MIKO GRIMES: [frowns angrily but says nothing]

PRODUCER: [to BRENT] So have you, uh, thought of a theme for the week?

BRENT GRIMES: As a matter of fact, I have.  I thought this week’s theme might be “Gentlemen”.  That is to say, songs that are about a particular “Mister” – Mister Postman, Mister Sandman, and so forth.

PRODUCER: [smiles] I like it!

MIKO GRIMES: But what about fe-males?  You know, like that Tannehill bitch?  The one who always insists on being called “Missus” Tannehill like she all fancy an’ shit but then runs around with a fuckin’ AK in her trunk…

BRENT GRIMES: Sweetcakes, I…

MIKO GRIMES: Yeah…let’s do that.  I got just the thing to get us started.  [moves to enter the studio – glares at CONNOR, who is standing between her and the door] GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY. [she enters the studio and settles behind the desk] How the fuck’s all this shit work?

This week’s theme is songs that include Mr., Mrs., Miss, Ms…you get the idea.  MIKO GRIMES will get us started with a song about a friend she made while locked up in a cell New Orleans.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Senor Weaselo

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

theeWeeBabySeamus

ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I’ve long maintained that this song is Todd Hailey’s theme song. And not just because of the Camaro reference.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Barkeep, why stop at a DOUBLE…

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

…when you can make it a TRIPLE?!

yeah right

Don T

Lemonheads – Mrs Robinson

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Bill Murray & Christopher Guest, 1974

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

This song is fantastic, but the fact that the music video is all one continuous take is fucking amazing.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Primus DOUBLE SHOT coming in hot!

Warthog

Dear Mr. Fantasy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxVlN-LzIks

A link because I still ain’t figured out how to post pictures and shit. Cuz I”m a dumbass, you see.

Spanky Datass
Spanky Datass

I always liked the Winwood tripping balls live version.

SonOfSpam

I think Ufford still has to approve you.

SonOfSpam

Obscure ska? Obskra?

Bloody Lethal
Bloody Lethal

theeWeeBabySeamus

SonOfSpam

Kinda surprised this was still available

SonOfSpam

My favorite Aussie import (non Elle MacPherson division)

theeWeeBabySeamus

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Wait a minute… That’s not Pennywise. That’s not Pennywise at all!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Bloody Lethal
Bloody Lethal

AHOY!

theeWeeBabySeamus

SonOfSpam

Music to seal yourself in the garage with the engine running (any of his stuff, really):

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

nomonkeyfun

nomonkeyfun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDlAMjM-77Y

Anne Bancroft was 36 when she filmed this.
Hoffman was about 30.

SonOfSpam

For the last time, this ain’t the Beatles. It just really WANTS to be them.

SonOfSpam

Enjoy the post and the tags about Miko. I mean, craaaaaaazy.

theeWeeBabySeamus

scotchnaut

YES! love this tune.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Haha, that’s telling.
Almost as telling as it being the first thing I thought of when I read RTD’s intro.

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