DFO Radio: He Said She Said

INT.  RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee, awaiting the arrival of the week’s guest host.  The [DOOR FLIES OPEN] and a young couple enters the room.

PRODUCER: [moves over to greet them] Hey, what’s happening, Grimey?

BRENT GRIMES: [with a barely detectable measure of sarcasm, rolling his eyes ever so slightly] How nice to be greeted with such a familiar salutation.

PRODUCER: [oblivious] Welcome, welcome. [shakes BRENT’S hand]

FEMALE COMPANION: [menacingly at CONNOR] The fuck you lookin’ at, fuckstick? [makes sudden threatening motion]

CONNOR: [flinches]

PRODUCER: I’m so sorry, Mr. Grimes, we can’t allow your guest inside the studio.

FEMALE COMPANION: Guest?  I ain’t no goddamned guest.  I’m his fuckin’ wife!

PRODUCER: [abashed] Oh, my goodness, I’m so sorry, Mrs. Grimes.  We’ve been a little gun-shy since Rex Grossman was here and did his whole “This week’s theme is rockets!  Now it’s queens!  Now it’s ROCKET QUEENS!” bait-and-switch bit with a woman he originally claimed was his “cousin from France”.

MIKO GRIMES: The fuck is this shit, anyways?

PRODUCER: It’s a, uh, radio show.  You’ll be receiving calls from listeners, then playing the songs they request.  According to a theme that you select.

MIKO GRIMES: [frowns angrily but says nothing]

PRODUCER: [to BRENT] So have you, uh, thought of a theme for the week?

BRENT GRIMES: As a matter of fact, I have.  I thought this week’s theme might be “Gentlemen”.  That is to say, songs that are about a particular “Mister” – Mister Postman, Mister Sandman, and so forth.

PRODUCER: [smiles] I like it!

MIKO GRIMES: But what about fe-males?  You know, like that Tannehill bitch?  The one who always insists on being called “Missus” Tannehill like she all fancy an’ shit but then runs around with a fuckin’ AK in her trunk…

BRENT GRIMES: Sweetcakes, I…

MIKO GRIMES: Yeah…let’s do that.  I got just the thing to get us started.  [moves to enter the studio – glares at CONNOR, who is standing between her and the door] GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY. [she enters the studio and settles behind the desk] How the fuck’s all this shit work?

This week’s theme is songs that include Mr., Mrs., Miss, Ms…you get the idea.  MIKO GRIMES will get us started with a song about a friend she made while locked up in a cell New Orleans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAW3y5l6Dm4

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Perhaps more “Royal” type titles, then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6-pqbAOzg8

Bloody Lethal

I like it.

Brick Meathook
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

A totally different DOUBLE SHOT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4OUIHbrm0w

Bloody Lethal
theeWeeBabySeamus

Sorry man.
My bad on that one.

nomonkeyfun

That’s what I get for listening to tWBS. I shoulda known betta.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I keep trynna tell folks this.

Brick Meathook
Bloody Lethal

Whoops!
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nomonkeyfun

Since we can apparently play doctor too, I give you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om7IBJf7-fc

Cuntler

“Thank you, Mr. Miner. Thank you, Mr. Hood.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx1SfR9DV3k

theeWeeBabySeamus

Perhaps I’m opening a door the author didn’t intend to be opened. If so slap me down as needed. But Dr. seems fair game here…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APyl6Cnbfzw

Cuntler

Ooops. Ctrl+F

SonOfSpam

Thought I saw you there.

Brick Meathook
SonOfSpam

Was just about to post this, but whatever I like Davey Havok’s new band better anyway.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I’ve long maintained that this song is Todd Hailey’s theme song. And not just because of the Camaro reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmnXqjM4v0g

SonOfSpam

DOUBLE SHOT or sequel if you wish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qok9Ialei4c

Don T

Lemonheads – Mrs Robinson
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zvMFm5nKeUc

Brick Meathook

Bill Murray & Christopher Guest, 1974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4Zr7Z3zr-I

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

This song is fantastic, but the fact that the music video is all one continuous take is fucking amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOdo7dhvSwg

Primus DOUBLE SHOT coming in hot!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFcUJ1tDqDA

Warthog

Dear Mr. Fantasy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxVlN-LzIks

A link because I still ain’t figured out how to post pictures and shit. Cuz I”m a dumbass, you see.

SonOfSpam

I think Ufford still has to approve you.

Spanky Datass

I always liked the Winwood tripping balls live version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyMiUmrouZU

SonOfSpam
Bloody Lethal
SonOfSpam

Kinda surprised this was still available

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVYDnQwi3OQ

SonOfSpam

My favorite Aussie import (non Elle MacPherson division)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZkOn0-yt9E

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Wait a minute… That’s not Pennywise. That’s not Pennywise at all!

Bloody Lethal
SonOfSpam

Music to seal yourself in the garage with the engine running (any of his stuff, really):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsixXCnYVfA

theeWeeBabySeamus

Damn you. Just a click faster than me.
Doh.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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“There’s more than one song about me out there?! THE GOVERNMENT MUST HAVE IMPLANTED LISTENING DEVICES IN MY TEETH!” [Dives for set of pliers across the room]

SonOfSpam

You know how the world is better off with certain people existing? Alex Jones is not one of those people.

nomonkeyfun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDlAMjM-77Y

Anne Bancroft was 36 when she filmed this.
Hoffman was about 30.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

“It’s symbolic, of course.”

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Fun fact: This DOUBLE SHOT is one of Brad Childress’ favorite songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDB_oy4ZFlU

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I assure you they already have something like that, just, without the wrasslin’ part…

SonOfSpam

For the last time, this ain’t the Beatles. It just really WANTS to be them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hcv4s

SonOfSpam

Enjoy the post and the tags about Miko. I mean, craaaaaaazy.

scotchnaut

YES! love this tune.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Haha, that’s telling.
Almost as telling as it being the first thing I thought of when I read RTD’s intro.